WEBVTT 1 00:00:29.990 --> 00:00:30.630 That was fast. 2 00:00:30.630 --> 00:00:31.190 It was. 3 00:00:31.190 --> 00:00:33.030 That was like no effects drumming. That's what that was. 4 00:00:33.030 --> 00:00:33.990 We are back. 5 00:00:34.070 --> 00:00:44.310 We are back. You are Neil. I am Chris. This is Riffology. Riffology. Co website. They're good. Oh, podcast. We're doing it for a while. Like, hello, America. There we go. 6 00:00:44.550 --> 00:01:03.450 Hello, America. They're all Def Leppard. They got in so much trouble, didn't they? Def Leppard. I remember when we covered the Def Leppard, because they went to. So they didn't. They did their albums in the UK and no one really cared. And they got an opportunity to go and do some American shows and the Americans really liked it. So they stayed in America and did more shows. 7 00:01:03.450 --> 00:01:03.770 Yeah. 8 00:01:03.770 --> 00:01:07.050 And when they came back to England, the British press were like, would you do that for. 9 00:01:07.450 --> 00:01:08.570 You've forgotten your roots. 10 00:01:08.570 --> 00:01:15.370 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, well, well, they, they, they, they came to the shows and you didn't. And I go, anyway, we're back. We did no Effects. 11 00:01:15.370 --> 00:01:16.170 No effects. 12 00:01:16.410 --> 00:01:21.370 Punkin dribble. I get confused because there's a bootleg of this called Drunk in Public. 13 00:01:21.370 --> 00:01:22.490 Oh. With the actual spelling. 14 00:01:22.490 --> 00:01:30.710 And they get mix. Apparently. They get confused no end. Where people. Where there was an actual bootleg, I think came after, called Drunk in Public. 15 00:01:30.710 --> 00:01:31.110 Yeah. 16 00:01:31.110 --> 00:01:34.390 And then they did this one and it's called a spoonerism. 17 00:01:34.790 --> 00:01:36.870 Oh, is that what that is? When you do that? 18 00:01:36.870 --> 00:01:44.830 Where you do that? Yeah. And. And it was very popular. I was. I can't wanna say at school, but I don't know. It was certainly very popular at one stage. 19 00:01:44.830 --> 00:01:45.670 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:45.670 --> 00:01:50.030 Lots of people. Do you mean when people do, like a fake drunk thing when they're pretending to be a bit drunk? 21 00:01:50.030 --> 00:01:50.670 Yes. Yeah. 22 00:01:50.670 --> 00:01:55.850 They all do spoonerisms. And that's where it is this out this album. 23 00:01:57.530 --> 00:02:02.770 So my, this is a weird one. My relationship with these songs. 24 00:02:02.770 --> 00:02:03.170 Yeah. 25 00:02:03.170 --> 00:02:04.410 Isn't with this album. 26 00:02:04.490 --> 00:02:04.890 Right. 27 00:02:04.890 --> 00:02:06.850 My relationships with a lot of these songs. 28 00:02:06.850 --> 00:02:07.810 Is it the live one? 29 00:02:07.810 --> 00:02:08.770 The live one? I heard this. 30 00:02:08.770 --> 00:02:11.170 I heard this live. Yeah. I, I. 31 00:02:11.170 --> 00:02:13.410 The same thing with Nirvana. With Muddy Banks of the Witch, you said. 32 00:02:13.410 --> 00:02:14.410 Yeah, we talked about that before. 33 00:02:14.810 --> 00:02:16.570 Even with some of the Counting Crow stuff. 34 00:02:16.570 --> 00:02:16.890 Yeah. 35 00:02:16.890 --> 00:02:18.930 With that. Across the Wire, the Live in New York. 36 00:02:18.930 --> 00:02:19.530 Yeah, yeah. 37 00:02:19.890 --> 00:02:20.130 Record. 38 00:02:20.130 --> 00:02:20.570 Yeah. 39 00:02:20.570 --> 00:02:25.730 A lot of the. The ways I relate to those songs are through those specific lives. 40 00:02:25.730 --> 00:02:33.570 So I'm not alive. Album person. I don't think, like, I like I, I do. There's some really great live albums I, I do love. 41 00:02:33.570 --> 00:02:36.050 We did the MTV. The Nirvana, MTV, Nirvana. 42 00:02:36.050 --> 00:02:51.330 There's WASPs live in the Raw was one of my favorites. And there's always Adams. Yeah, there's Live After Death. Yeah, like that as well. And there's a few others. But. 43 00:02:51.330 --> 00:02:51.850 But like. 44 00:02:51.850 --> 00:02:56.490 Like I kind of have to know the core material before the live album. Works for me, typically. 45 00:02:56.570 --> 00:02:57.050 Yeah. 46 00:02:57.930 --> 00:03:33.310 But it's funny, no Effects to me were a band that I saw at. I'm Gonna get. It was either Reading or Leeds. I think it was Leeds, but I can't. We went to both. Like one. One year we did Reading and one year we did Lead Tonight. And that. It blurs together on me. Yeah, yeah, I think it was Leeds. And I rem. Went in. There was a poster for no fx and I'd never heard of them. And. But a. A bunch of the people in our crowd were like, I'm totally going to see that. That's the only reason I'm here kind of thing. 47 00:03:33.310 --> 00:03:33.830 Oh, wow. 48 00:03:33.830 --> 00:03:34.670 What I'm here for. 49 00:03:34.670 --> 00:03:35.110 Yeah. 50 00:03:35.430 --> 00:04:14.420 So we went and. And listened and they. I wouldn't say they blew me away. It wasn't like I left like, you know, but I. I certainly left thinking, I need that album. Right. I need. I need to go and find out what it is. And I remember coming back out and just couldn' Find it anywhere. And then even this would have been, I don't know, I want to say late 90s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But certainly a time you'd have expected to be able to find an album. Yeah, it was ti. I think it was around the time where. Do you remember the tax laws change? Like they started to tax CDs and somebody. I can't remember who I was. It was like Sainsbury's or something. It was one. They might have been test. 51 00:04:14.420 --> 00:04:15.420 Oh, they did them cheaper. 52 00:04:15.420 --> 00:04:17.420 They did them. They sold them from the Isle of Man. 53 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:19.120 Oh, is that why they were cheaper? Yeah. 54 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:24.720 You could buy them from the Isle of Man so you could buy them online and ship them back and it was cheaper. And I remember what that was about 55 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:27.120 because you normally be like 12.99 level. 56 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:35.600 Yeah. And they were like 8.99 or 9. Yeah, yeah. And so I was looking. I remember looking on there and just couldn't find a copy of it. And somebody like did a. A CD copy of it for me and I had it. 57 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:39.560 I didn't know that was what it was. I always thought it was just because they bulk bought loads of stuff. 58 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:41.200 No, no, it was to do with tax. 59 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:46.680 It's like. I suppose it's sort of 20% ish, isn't it? 60 00:04:46.680 --> 00:05:09.420 Yeah, it Got sh. But. But they preparing for this show. I started to realize what was going on in the. The there. This. That no Effects were almost an underground band. They were signed to like their own lab. Eventually they would sign to their own label, but they. They were assigned to kind of relatively small label. 61 00:05:09.420 --> 00:05:09.660 They. 62 00:05:09.660 --> 00:05:25.440 They were on Epitaph. I think for. For this they absolutely refused. So in 94, there was a. Is a massive year for pop P. Every big label, you got dookie coming through. Yeah. You got to have a smash. 63 00:05:25.440 --> 00:05:25.800 Have been. 64 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:50.040 Got to have a pop punk band. And they were. They were all being courted. All of these kind of California bands were all being being kind of courted by the record labels. And no Effects just said no. Well, Fat Mike is like, I. I interested. Get lost. And it was interesting to me. It was like. And. And I think at the age I'm at now, I kind of get it more than perhaps I would have done. 65 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:50.600 Yes. 66 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:51.040 Back then. 67 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:51.560 Yeah. 68 00:05:51.960 --> 00:06:21.860 But reading around this and certainly reading Mike talk about this, I think it was because they could see that if they like. If they signed to this big label and became this big band, then they would almost lose that community, which is why they were doing what they were doing. Mike was always about the community. It was about the. The label and the places and the people and not about the success of that. 69 00:06:21.860 --> 00:06:22.260 No. 70 00:06:22.340 --> 00:06:26.500 Don't call me white don't call me 71 00:06:26.580 --> 00:06:26.980 white 72 00:06:28.980 --> 00:08:47.570 don't call me white don't call me white. The connotations where it might have been could it be some magic generating a mess we're in I understand that language free stereotypes but what's the explanation for the malice for the spike don't call me white don't call me white don't call me white don't call me white I wasn't right here I was born circumcised can run out guys allegiance won doesn't mean I have to take such shit for being fair Skin now I ain't but a no conspiracy I'm just your average joke don't call me white don't call me white don't call me white don't call me white Represents everything I hate the song shout in your mouth declare of mine A vast majority of sheep abiding color size and blades constricting vein the blood flow to the brain flow There's a ordinary white don't call me white. Oh, we're better off this way oh, say what you're gonna say so go ahead and label me as fuck as I can accept responsibility for what I done but not for who I am don't call me white don't call me white don't call me. 73 00:08:53.550 --> 00:08:56.630 Because it was. It was a venue. It was tied to a particular venue. 74 00:08:56.630 --> 00:08:59.550 Yeah. And they. And there was like Green Day signed, 75 00:08:59.550 --> 00:09:01.190 I think, and then they weren't allowed to play that. 76 00:09:01.190 --> 00:09:04.350 They weren't allowed, but they weren't allowed. It was almost like ostracized from the community. 77 00:09:04.510 --> 00:09:07.230 Yeah, yeah, they were. They were. They sold out. 78 00:09:07.230 --> 00:09:37.130 But that's all their friends. That's it. Because that's where they came from. It's all their friends and stuff. And it's like, like Mike took that decision of. Actually, no, I'm not. You know, I, I don't need. I don't need massive labels to do that. I think, you know, he had enough money anyway. I think they had earned enough money from other things that they were doing anyway to do what he wanted to do. And then I think this record in particular, this, this sold enough copies. 79 00:09:37.290 --> 00:09:37.770 Yeah. 80 00:09:38.170 --> 00:09:48.070 To give them enough money to spin up their own label and do a bunch of stuff and essentially be able to kind of support that community and be you. Almost like king of that community. 81 00:09:48.230 --> 00:09:48.790 Yeah. 82 00:09:48.870 --> 00:10:15.390 Rather than be a minnow in this massive corporate. And I think that's what he chose. I think it wasn't. It wasn't about, you know, I mean, I guess I. I don't think it was meant as like, oh, yeah, I hate. I think. Well, I mean, he did put a lot of stuff in the. In the record sleeve saying he hates the record industry. So maybe there is some of that there too. But I think he's almost a positive thing rather than an anti record industry decision. 83 00:10:15.390 --> 00:10:16.010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 84 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:25.600 I think it was just a positive, like, I want to support my community. I want to support the community of kids and people that I play with and I do. And the gigs and all of this stuff and we've got enough cash to do that now. 85 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:26.320 Yeah, yeah. 86 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:30.080 It was funny because they. They used the money from this album to spin up a new label. 87 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:30.600 Yeah. 88 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:36.320 And no Effects didn't sign to it until like they didn't sign to their own label until like 2000. 89 00:10:36.560 --> 00:10:44.880 Right. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, because he wanted to help the other bands along or the purpose of that thing was a different. It was a different vehicle for something else. 90 00:10:44.880 --> 00:10:45.680 I have no idea. 91 00:10:45.760 --> 00:10:46.120 But. 92 00:10:46.120 --> 00:11:08.780 But I just think it was interest. Think that it was. They're like the, the like the poster children, if you like, of that community. Because not only did they do that, the thing that again, I didn't realize like they, they refused. They refused everything. They didn't do any interviews. No. Well, they did. They did a few video recorded a few videos apparently. 93 00:11:08.780 --> 00:11:11.220 Yeah. Which I thought would help us with our faffing at the beginning. 94 00:11:11.220 --> 00:11:21.750 Yeah. But we can't find any. But they recorded a few videos before punk and Drublock sent them to mtv and MTV ignored them. 95 00:11:21.750 --> 00:11:22.150 Yeah. 96 00:11:22.710 --> 00:11:30.750 So when this album blew up, MTV wanted one and. And their label, like, we should do one. They recorded one. 97 00:11:30.750 --> 00:11:31.350 All right. 98 00:11:31.749 --> 00:11:47.330 And then after it had been recorded, Mike was just, you know what? I'm just not gonna do this. And so they didn't. Yeah, no interviews. They famously didn't play. There was a bunch of like big like tours with pop punk bands. 99 00:11:47.330 --> 00:11:47.930 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:11:47.930 --> 00:11:48.370 On it. 101 00:11:48.370 --> 00:11:49.490 And they didn't play the hit and 102 00:11:49.490 --> 00:11:55.170 they didn't play it or they would, you know, and they're just. It's like antagonistic almost. 103 00:11:55.170 --> 00:11:55.570 Yes. 104 00:11:55.570 --> 00:11:58.410 Where they were just difficult. 105 00:11:58.410 --> 00:11:58.730 Yeah. 106 00:11:58.730 --> 00:12:00.050 You know, they were almost like. 107 00:12:00.290 --> 00:12:00.850 Yeah. 108 00:12:01.730 --> 00:12:23.890 I don't know. This is something. There's just something particularly. I just like the punk ethos, I suppose. But then there's like. There are. Because they got a gold disc and apparently Mike has like. He had. It has something like 50 copies made or something. They gave one to everybody. That was part of it. 109 00:12:23.970 --> 00:12:24.290 Yeah. 110 00:12:24.290 --> 00:12:39.250 And he's like, his mum's got one hanging in her house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's. It's funny because for me it's kind. It's very, very contradictory to some degree. Right. So. So there's this thing where we don't care about any of that. But then have 50 copies made and. 111 00:12:39.250 --> 00:12:39.570 Yes. 112 00:12:39.570 --> 00:13:03.400 And sent out. But I don't know. I. I do. I do really think that this whole thing for him was about. On the band in general was about the. The love of. The community of. Of musicians and that. That environment they were in rather than anti, like commotion because they still got. They still. They still played with their, Their friends. 113 00:13:03.400 --> 00:13:04.160 Yes. Yeah. 114 00:13:04.160 --> 00:13:13.230 In. In. In bigger bands and on bigger bills over the years afterwards. But. But yeah, it's. It's a. It's a fun. It's a very fun album. 115 00:13:13.230 --> 00:13:17.870 Oh, it's great. I mean I didn't realize until reading the blog earlier which you can find 116 00:13:17.870 --> 00:13:21.110 at Riffology co. You can indeed. Boom. 117 00:13:22.150 --> 00:13:26.270 The. It's 17 songs. It's about 30, 39 minutes. 118 00:13:26.270 --> 00:13:37.560 Yeah. The songs is like one and a half, two minute songs. Yeah. I think it's very punky. Very, very punk record. Bone Dry. Beautiful guitar tone. 119 00:13:37.560 --> 00:13:40.240 Yeah. Really good Probably a bit Marshally it sounds like. 120 00:13:40.320 --> 00:14:01.280 Yeah, well there's. Do you know where the room of where that Marshall amper came from? I don't know how true this is. So I will caveat this by saying I don't know how whether this is actually true or not. I read it on a couple of fan sites but I don't know whether it's true or not. The rumor is that they rented a Marshall cabin stack so they. They kind of borrowed it or rented it from Swedish band Europe. 121 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:04.640 You know what I've heard is that. Is it on the blog that. 122 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:20.520 And I just thought of all the things that like, you know what I mean? There's like no attribution, there's no absolute guarantee. It's kind of like, you know what I mean? It's so unprovable. And I'm sure that the Euroband guys are like maybe. I don't know. 123 00:14:20.520 --> 00:14:23.920 When they wanted it back they were doing the final countdowns. That's what they're doing. 124 00:14:25.680 --> 00:14:52.450 I remember, you know on the school bus. Yeah until we used to. I used to get up, I used to go to school in, in Ibstock and I used to live in Misham. So it would be. It used to take like 40 minutes there and 40 minutes back. So on the bus every day and we used to get these coaches and they switched like in a first year at school where this really crappy. You know what I mean? Really crappy coaches. The kind of thing where you know, 125 00:14:52.690 --> 00:14:55.090 you knew that you stamped too hard the floors. 126 00:14:55.170 --> 00:15:06.910 Well, you knew like when you sat on, when you sat on the seats like the smoke and it would smell of like tobacco and it would, you know what I mean? It would. These, these were coaches, these coaches that probably took miners in. 127 00:15:06.910 --> 00:15:10.390 Yeah. Well used road worn coaches. 128 00:15:10.390 --> 00:15:14.870 But then anyway the year at the second year, really smart coaches. 129 00:15:14.870 --> 00:15:15.509 Right. Really? 130 00:15:15.509 --> 00:15:21.670 No, we had a new, A new, A new. A new company that did it. Other than that they'd got new coaches and it had tape players in. 131 00:15:21.670 --> 00:15:22.110 Yes. 132 00:15:22.190 --> 00:15:23.790 So we'd all record tapes. 133 00:15:23.790 --> 00:15:24.270 Yeah. 134 00:15:24.270 --> 00:15:45.130 And then there'd always be a bit of a fight. First person to get on to give you tape to the bus driver to say can you play this? And they used it back then there's no way they would do that kind of crap. But they'd be. Yeah, whatever. And they would slam it on. And this is one I always used to take him. Was the final countdown. Was it in the, in the, in the 80s I would give him my, my brilliant. 135 00:15:45.290 --> 00:15:55.530 My C6 used to cover It. I used to do gigs. Yeah. And Dan did the solo and we did the thing. Heavy. It was a heavy version of it. Like a Rocky. 136 00:15:55.530 --> 00:15:55.930 Yeah. 137 00:15:55.930 --> 00:16:00.760 Kind of. Kind of thing. But the problem was, is because we used to play it. 138 00:16:00.760 --> 00:16:01.200 Yeah. 139 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:06.560 I was. I was only young, you know, and I was a bit like, we've written our own songs that are really good. 140 00:16:06.640 --> 00:16:06.960 Yeah. 141 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:13.120 And the only reason they're coming is because they want to hear the final countdown rock star. Like we did. And I was a bit like. I don't know. 142 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:25.160 Covers are funny like that. There's one of. My favorite band is the band. Thrash metal band called Dentrix, A British band, Dead good. Saw them live loads of times. Absolutely love them to pieces. They did a cover of Ghostbusters. 143 00:16:25.160 --> 00:16:25.760 Yeah. Yeah. 144 00:16:25.760 --> 00:16:50.270 And that's what they're known for. Anybody wanted to hear the fan. Funniest thing about that. I remember listening to an interview about them from the band and they said that they were dead naive. They didn't know you had to pay royalties. And like, there's a. And they were like, there's a whole world of difference. Like playing another band's song and picking something off a movie. Like, if you pick something off a movie. 145 00:16:50.350 --> 00:16:50.710 Yeah. 146 00:16:50.710 --> 00:16:54.590 They come for you and they come for you really hard. 147 00:16:54.670 --> 00:16:55.070 Yeah. 148 00:16:55.070 --> 00:17:22.890 And we were in big trouble. So they were like, we. Like, we made some money from that. We did a. A single release. We released as a single. Do some cool artwork. We did some merch and they came for us for everything. We. We lost so much money for doing that. So we were like a bit bitten. Yeah, but. Yeah, but. But they were like that. They. They were very similar. Like, it was. You know, it got to a point where we just didn't want to cover it, but that's all anyone wanted to hear. 149 00:17:22.890 --> 00:17:40.020 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, So I had one where I wrote when I was about 15 or 16 and the song was called Tic Tac Attack and he was a spy. But in this. This is actually quite, quite. It links to this quite nicely, actually, because it was about the time where we were. Me, my mate Martin Book, we were listening to this stuff. 150 00:17:40.020 --> 00:17:40.500 Yeah. 151 00:17:40.900 --> 00:17:44.580 No effects, you know, Green Day, Offspring, Rancid a little bit as well. 152 00:17:44.580 --> 00:17:44.860 Yeah. 153 00:17:44.860 --> 00:18:03.760 And a few others. And it was me and Martin, we were. I'm sure we'd either just watched it, we were talking about the film Mars Attacks, Right. Yeah, yeah. And then we started thinking about what would happen if. If it was like Mars Bars, you know, not like the planet. So. And then we went through the List of Confectionery. And I suddenly went, Tic Tacs Tic Tac Attack. 154 00:18:03.760 --> 00:18:04.320 That's it. 155 00:18:04.320 --> 00:18:13.160 And then a song happened from. From that idea. And it is, you know, to be fair, is it is one of the catchiest songs perhaps ever written. 156 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:15.040 Is it is it is that committed to. 157 00:18:16.320 --> 00:18:25.100 It exists on record somewhere. There was a band I was in when I was a kid called why the Dead Girl. Yeah. And it was that band that recorded it. It on there. On their first record. 158 00:18:25.340 --> 00:18:29.980 Sounds a bit. No fielding. Sounds like it should have. No fielding. Crimping. Yeah. 159 00:18:31.660 --> 00:18:50.530 And so anyway, we recorded that down and used to play it live a lot, but at college. Yeah, like, bearing in mind I was, you know, getting into writing songs. I was quite a. Yeah. Serious songwriter, writing proper songs and all that sort of stuff. And all anybody wanted to hear was Tic Tac, Tic Tacs. And I'm like, I've got this new. I've got this new songs about. 160 00:18:50.530 --> 00:18:51.610 I'm feeling really sad. 161 00:18:51.610 --> 00:18:52.090 Yeah. 162 00:18:52.970 --> 00:18:54.250 Sing about Tic Tacs. 163 00:18:55.290 --> 00:19:04.570 And the funny. The funniest thing is, is I was. The other night I met my old. It was a really good friend, actually, but my old drama lecturer from. 164 00:19:04.570 --> 00:19:05.330 From, yeah. 165 00:19:05.330 --> 00:19:08.170 College. He moved over to Hong Kong to teach. 166 00:19:08.170 --> 00:19:08.530 Yeah. 167 00:19:08.530 --> 00:19:16.950 And he came back and we sort of met the other night and had a chat and stuff. And I was. I was doing a gig that night. So he came to, you know, we had some food. It was at the Boot in Repton. 168 00:19:17.260 --> 00:19:17.540 Yeah. 169 00:19:17.540 --> 00:19:20.500 So I. You know, we play. Sorry, we'd eat. We had some food. 170 00:19:20.500 --> 00:19:20.860 Yeah. 171 00:19:20.860 --> 00:19:24.420 Had some. Add some to drink. And then I went to sort of play the thing. 172 00:19:24.420 --> 00:19:24.860 Yeah. 173 00:19:24.860 --> 00:19:29.300 And as the night went on, he went, go on, play it. I bet I've not played it for 20 years. 174 00:19:29.300 --> 00:19:30.220 Did you remember it? 175 00:19:30.300 --> 00:19:35.660 I remember. I couldn't remember the second. The third verse, but I remember the rest of it even. It's even got a little key change in it. 176 00:19:35.660 --> 00:19:36.860 How did it. How did it go down? 177 00:19:36.860 --> 00:19:38.900 It went down brilliantly. And the problem is now is that 178 00:19:38.900 --> 00:19:40.500 now people are all. That's what they want to hear. 179 00:19:40.500 --> 00:19:43.180 Yeah. If they were there and I'm like, that's all they're going to want. That's the problem with us. 180 00:19:43.180 --> 00:19:44.660 Tic Tac. That's a good name for band. 181 00:19:44.660 --> 00:19:45.060 Yeah. 182 00:19:45.450 --> 00:19:48.250 You could. You could have a band. I like that. 183 00:19:48.330 --> 00:19:48.690 Yeah. 184 00:19:48.690 --> 00:20:02.210 It's probably trademarked by somebody. Yeah, everything's trademarked by somebody now. You know, if you ever do anything new and you need a name for it, that's the hardest Thing ever like you. You. So I bet if you search Tic Tac Attack dot com, it's already gone. 185 00:20:02.210 --> 00:20:05.250 Someone's gone. Yeah. Yeah, well, we tried it with a few things, didn't we? 186 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:11.290 Oh, it's impossible. Whatever you do. You're like, oh, I need a name for something. And of course everyone now just goes on AI. 187 00:20:11.290 --> 00:20:11.690 Yeah. 188 00:20:11.690 --> 00:22:52.550 And AI gives everybody the same thing. They're all God's point. It's just finding a name, something. It's the hardest thing ever. You might get sued by Tic Tacs. Friday night we'll be drinking many Shabbats Going out to Terra Goyam Stopping shaking, screwing chicks as long as we're home by Saturday morning. We're the bruise for dinner Dice wash the contact shoes we're the boys the orthodox is in it goes hey. Or for beat it Dr. Martin's good for waffle making Kicking through the shin Reputation gained through intimidation Pacifism no longer tradition cuz hey we're the bruise Poison and Dice watch the guy tattoos I, I wear the bruise the Fairfax get a boy skinhead he bruise We've got the mic psycho with sugar nuts we can't lose a fight and we are the chosen ones Hoods but driven we better than we feast, we celebrate we separate our milk plates from our meat I, I we're the bruise Sports and anti swastika tattoos we're the boys Orthodontists in ecogenic. Come on this, let's fight. I don't know, but, you know, when I was a kid, like, choosing a chocolate bar wasn't that difficult. 189 00:22:52.550 --> 00:22:52.790 No. 190 00:22:52.790 --> 00:23:06.710 I used to walk in and go like that when my kids go in. Well, like it's 20 minute where they're like lifting them up and weighing them and looking at how many grams of it is, how much it is and like, you know, like, you know what I mean? 191 00:23:06.710 --> 00:23:07.060 Yeah. 192 00:23:08.490 --> 00:23:09.930 What? You do it. Oh, well, I want the most. 193 00:23:10.090 --> 00:23:11.890 The most chocolate for my money. Is that what it is? 194 00:23:11.890 --> 00:23:14.530 Yeah. I want the most amount of chocolate for the money. 195 00:23:14.530 --> 00:23:15.370 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 196 00:23:15.690 --> 00:23:18.890 Why don't you just get the one that you like? Yeah, yeah. Well, that one's bigger. 197 00:23:18.890 --> 00:23:24.650 Yeah. Because you don't eat chocolate, do you really? 198 00:23:25.130 --> 00:23:38.600 I do a little bit. I do, I do. But I don't like milk. I don't have milk, so. But there are some lovely chocolates out there, but you just have to kind of look a little bit. We like Marks and Spencer, which is getting a little bit middle class, isn't it? 199 00:23:38.600 --> 00:23:39.080 Yeah, yeah. 200 00:23:39.080 --> 00:23:41.440 They do some dark chocolate, which I really like. 201 00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:42.000 Yeah. 202 00:23:42.720 --> 00:24:01.360 But I find with that kind of stuff that I like, I, I. Because I've got no gallbladder and I don't have, I don't have that stuff much and I've got no willpower. So I'll start and I'll go. You know what I mean? Like, you like proper little kind of. Oh, I'm a lady and I have like one piece of chocolate, right? 203 00:24:01.360 --> 00:24:01.800 Yeah. 204 00:24:01.800 --> 00:24:10.670 And then I'll just have another piece of chocolate. And then I'm like, like, I'm like 10, 10 blocks it balls deep in the chocolate and I'm like, might as well finish it off now. 205 00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:11.150 Yeah. 206 00:24:11.150 --> 00:24:13.550 Do you know what I mean? And then. Oh, I don't feel very well. 207 00:24:13.550 --> 00:24:16.590 Yeah, yeah. What did you call bladder do then? What's the purpose of that? 208 00:24:17.150 --> 00:24:26.990 I don't know. It's something to do with. It deals with fat. If you, if you eat fat, fatty foods and stuff, it breaks that down. 209 00:24:27.070 --> 00:24:27.470 Right. 210 00:24:28.110 --> 00:24:29.550 And if you haven't got one. 211 00:24:29.550 --> 00:24:29.990 Yeah. 212 00:24:29.990 --> 00:24:33.700 Your body kind of needs to get rid of that. So it just like shoots it out the back. 213 00:24:33.930 --> 00:24:34.330 Oh, really? 214 00:24:34.410 --> 00:24:35.330 Like a jet engine. 215 00:24:35.330 --> 00:24:36.010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 216 00:24:36.010 --> 00:24:37.690 But, but at your anus. 217 00:24:37.690 --> 00:24:38.170 Yeah. 218 00:24:39.050 --> 00:24:40.690 So if you have like a cake or whatever. 219 00:24:40.690 --> 00:24:42.410 Yeah, yeah. Or you get cake away. 220 00:24:42.650 --> 00:24:47.650 Yeah, Cake, Yeah, you get that and it's like, it just, it's. Your body's like, I don't want that anymore. 221 00:24:47.650 --> 00:24:48.050 Yeah. 222 00:24:48.050 --> 00:24:54.490 So you eat it. It's really nice and you know. Yeah, yeah. I'm a lady. And you have. It's lovely. And then it like decides. 223 00:24:54.570 --> 00:24:55.210 Problematic. 224 00:24:55.370 --> 00:24:57.610 Yeah. The. You like, you get a bit of a bubble. 225 00:24:57.610 --> 00:24:57.970 Yeah. 226 00:24:57.970 --> 00:25:05.250 And you like, you can feel it, like it's like little bubbles up a little bit and you can feel it and you're like. And if you have a little, if you have like a little cake. 227 00:25:05.250 --> 00:25:05.650 Yeah. 228 00:25:05.810 --> 00:25:08.050 You have a proper ladies portion. Okay. You're fine. 229 00:25:08.130 --> 00:25:08.610 Yeah. 230 00:25:09.010 --> 00:25:14.210 If, if you like, don't. So let's say you've got no willpower and you might eat like four pieces of cake. 231 00:25:14.210 --> 00:25:16.370 I go to the cherry tree and they've got their big slabs. 232 00:25:16.370 --> 00:25:18.210 Yeah. And you're like, oh, dear. 233 00:25:18.370 --> 00:25:18.810 Yeah. 234 00:25:18.810 --> 00:25:23.010 And then, then it's like, oh, you know, you've accidentally eaten some cake. 235 00:25:23.010 --> 00:25:23.410 Yes. 236 00:25:23.410 --> 00:25:24.570 I'll get rid of that for you. 237 00:25:24.570 --> 00:25:25.690 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 238 00:25:25.690 --> 00:25:26.370 So then it then 239 00:25:28.490 --> 00:25:29.920 does a good job of sorting that out for you. 240 00:25:30.550 --> 00:25:41.350 Yeah. Really quickly. It's bizarre. Like some. Sometimes you get away with. It's a bit like Russian roulette. Sometimes you get away with it. Sometimes you might Have a piece of cake. And your body's like. That's right. 241 00:25:41.350 --> 00:25:41.830 Yeah. 242 00:25:41.910 --> 00:25:44.510 Sometimes you might have a piece of cake and your body's like, nope. 243 00:25:44.510 --> 00:25:44.910 Yeah. 244 00:25:44.910 --> 00:25:55.510 So then it will. You get a little bit. You need like 10, 15 minutes warning where your stomach bubbles a little bit. And then you're like. And then. And then you have to go and sit down on the toilet. And then it. It's not very nice. 245 00:25:55.510 --> 00:25:55.910 No. 246 00:25:55.910 --> 00:25:56.770 But that's what it does. 247 00:25:57.240 --> 00:25:57.560 Yeah. 248 00:25:58.200 --> 00:26:07.400 And it kind of. It's also why I don't drink anymore either. Because you, like. I'm sure it's all related. Yeah. It just makes me feel. If I drink. If I drink, like a pint. 249 00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:07.800 Yeah. 250 00:26:07.800 --> 00:26:08.920 This makes me feel sick. 251 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:09.320 Right. 252 00:26:09.560 --> 00:26:16.440 Like you get like. It's just. It's just bizarre. But apparently the surgeon who whipped it out said that that's normal. 253 00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:17.160 Yeah. 254 00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:19.080 So there you go. 255 00:26:19.080 --> 00:26:19.680 There we go. 256 00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:22.720 A bit of medical advice, like knowledge. 257 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:24.360 So. Informational podcast about music. 258 00:26:24.360 --> 00:26:24.720 Yeah. 259 00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:25.320 And medical. 260 00:26:25.320 --> 00:26:29.220 I will say I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doct. No. Yeah. 261 00:26:29.220 --> 00:26:30.500 But don't take our advice. 262 00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:36.180 You know, don't remove your own gallbladder. That's. It's really painful. 263 00:26:36.180 --> 00:26:36.660 Is it? 264 00:26:36.660 --> 00:27:03.170 I have to say, it's one of. It's extraordinarily painful. Like, it's. It's. The best way I can describe it is you. Like, when. When you would you eat. Like, when you. When I did have it and I had, like, I had a blockage, and it. You would eat something and then it would almost feel like a. Imagine like a golf ball that was glowing hot, and it was trying to burn its way out from your insides. 265 00:27:03.250 --> 00:27:03.730 Yeah. 266 00:27:04.210 --> 00:27:05.170 For like, eight hours. 267 00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:06.130 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 268 00:27:06.130 --> 00:27:13.170 It was just like, honestly, really, really, really. And you can't sleep. You can't do anything. It absolutely destroys you. It's miserable. 269 00:27:13.250 --> 00:27:13.690 Yeah. 270 00:27:13.690 --> 00:27:19.570 And then. And then obviously then they. That you have the surgery and they replace that and then you can eat again. 271 00:27:19.650 --> 00:27:20.090 Yeah. 272 00:27:20.090 --> 00:27:21.010 Without any pain. 273 00:27:21.490 --> 00:27:21.650 Yeah. 274 00:27:21.650 --> 00:27:23.650 But then you have the diarrhea, so that's nice. 275 00:27:23.650 --> 00:27:24.530 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:27:24.530 --> 00:27:24.970 There you go. 277 00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:25.330 Yeah. 278 00:27:25.330 --> 00:27:26.530 That's really rock and roll, isn't it? 279 00:27:26.530 --> 00:27:28.330 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Good. Good knowledge. 280 00:27:28.330 --> 00:27:29.730 That it is. It is good. 281 00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:34.810 Yeah. And I'm trying to stop the descent into poo. Yes. Because. Yeah. 282 00:27:34.810 --> 00:27:35.330 Toilet. 283 00:27:35.490 --> 00:27:35.970 Yeah. 284 00:27:36.050 --> 00:27:40.090 I. I do. Do you know, I went through a period of not finding toilet humor funny. 285 00:27:40.090 --> 00:27:40.530 Yeah. 286 00:27:42.370 --> 00:27:46.610 And I think I don't miss having children, but, like, it's. Well, it's totally back for me. 287 00:27:46.610 --> 00:27:47.090 Yeah. 288 00:27:47.170 --> 00:27:47.850 Do you know what I mean? 289 00:27:47.850 --> 00:27:48.090 Yeah. 290 00:27:48.090 --> 00:27:50.450 If Somebody is like, if somebody does a massive fart. 291 00:27:50.450 --> 00:27:50.990 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:27:51.300 --> 00:27:52.860 I don't know. That's just the best thing ever. 293 00:27:52.860 --> 00:27:53.180 Yeah. 294 00:27:53.180 --> 00:27:55.780 It's just really funny. I love it. I think it's brilliant. 295 00:27:55.780 --> 00:27:57.100 In the most inappropriate places. 296 00:27:57.100 --> 00:28:01.820 Yeah. You know, there are wars going on everywhere. Everything's on fire. You know, there's no, no oil. 297 00:28:01.820 --> 00:28:05.380 And I'm quite sure that most of our conversations are meme based. 298 00:28:05.460 --> 00:28:18.020 Yeah. On the, on the message. There's something about that where, you know, you just, you know, all of this terrible stuff. Someone does a big fart, everyone left and that's it. I know, but there was a. Definitely a period of like 10 years where I just didn't. 299 00:28:18.020 --> 00:28:18.900 You didn't get. Yeah. 300 00:28:18.900 --> 00:28:22.820 Oh, God, that's immature. Do you know what I. 301 00:28:23.120 --> 00:28:23.760 Pure eye. 302 00:28:24.560 --> 00:28:26.560 Yeah, I know. I'm like, oh, God, it's brilliant. 303 00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:27.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:29.840 And dinosaurs. I like dinosaurs again as well. 305 00:28:29.840 --> 00:28:30.360 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:34.120 I went for a pit, I think. I'm sure I went through a period of not having a favorite dinosaur. 307 00:28:34.120 --> 00:28:35.960 Yeah. What is it now? 308 00:28:35.960 --> 00:28:36.920 What is Stegosaurus? 309 00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.440 Is it really? You're like Stegosaurus? 310 00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:39.119 What about you? 311 00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:40.640 I'm always a T. Rex, lad. 312 00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:45.120 Are you? I like. I like Stegosaurus. I like Triceratops. 313 00:28:45.120 --> 00:28:49.520 Yeah. Oh, no, I do like Triceratops, actually. That was my one as a child. That was my favorite one. 314 00:28:49.600 --> 00:28:56.540 Yeah. They've got big horns, haven't they? They've got like three horns. You can just. You can. You could like ram one of. If you got a to. Yeah, you could like ram it into stuff. 315 00:28:56.540 --> 00:28:59.980 And I like the. I like the, the Diplodocus as well. Or Diplodocus. 316 00:28:59.980 --> 00:29:16.420 They're not called that anymore. What? They're called Bronchi, Brachiosaurusaurus, something like that. Yeah. Brachiosaurus still looks the same. The big curly, like the S shaped one. It has a big tail in that brachiosaur. I don't know. But it's not called Diplodocus anymore. 317 00:29:16.420 --> 00:29:20.060 Right. So what? So. Because he was in the land before time, wasn't he? 318 00:29:21.990 --> 00:29:24.710 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. 319 00:29:24.710 --> 00:29:25.470 Yeah, yeah. 320 00:29:25.470 --> 00:29:27.110 So anyway, that's. That's good. 321 00:29:27.270 --> 00:29:35.870 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure because when they did Jurassic Park, I had a bit where I was a bit. Oh, no, quite like the raptor thing. I had a bit of sort of veering into that. 322 00:29:35.870 --> 00:29:36.269 Yeah. 323 00:29:36.269 --> 00:29:39.030 But then I think. No, no, I like the T. Rex. 324 00:29:39.350 --> 00:29:40.710 Too little, too snappy. 325 00:29:40.790 --> 00:29:41.270 Yeah. 326 00:29:41.270 --> 00:29:48.630 You've got no horns. You've got to have. You got to have. If You. If you're going to be a dinosaur, you want massive orange, don't you? 327 00:29:48.630 --> 00:29:49.630 Yeah, yeah. You know it's true. 328 00:29:49.630 --> 00:29:52.890 Do you know what I mean? Or like the big. I like the stegosaurus. It's got like the plates down. 329 00:29:52.890 --> 00:29:55.650 I like that. Where do you sit with, like mammoths, though? 330 00:29:56.450 --> 00:29:56.970 Mammoths. 331 00:29:56.970 --> 00:30:00.890 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know they're later, obviously, but they. They're also a prehistoric beast. 332 00:30:00.890 --> 00:30:11.890 I love that sketch. It's a brilliant sketch. Armstrong and Miller, where they're pretending to be. It's like a. A dinner party. 333 00:30:11.970 --> 00:30:12.530 Yeah. 334 00:30:12.530 --> 00:30:26.680 For Neanderthals and they're all sitting around going, I. I like mammoth. Do you like. Do you like mammoth? Oh, I like mammoth. It's just like, totally is stupid and it's just. I just. I think it's really funny. 335 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:27.040 Yeah, yeah. 336 00:30:27.040 --> 00:30:31.800 But they'll probably pretend to have like a middle class Neanderthal party where they all talk about liking mammoth. 337 00:30:31.800 --> 00:30:32.560 Yeah, yeah. 338 00:30:32.560 --> 00:30:39.600 And that's good because we've got mammoth to eat and. Yeah, yeah, that was really good. But, you know, I don't like. I don't mind the W. Yeah, they're 339 00:30:39.600 --> 00:30:40.200 all right, you know. 340 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all right with that. 341 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:42.160 Yeah. 342 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:43.680 We appeared to have vid, of course. 343 00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:48.880 I'll tell you what we had. That was somewhere a good 20 minutes, though, of being quite on task. 344 00:30:48.960 --> 00:31:00.290 I think it's your fault because you started. Oh, you started like too, too good straight away. Yeah, you were. You were on it like a car bonnet and you did all the facts and you started to talk about the album. 345 00:31:00.290 --> 00:31:02.810 Yeah. So we were really on task. Well, now what do we do? 346 00:31:04.250 --> 00:31:11.210 Where'd you go from there? We watched. It's worth talking this week. We watched the. The film we watched. 347 00:31:11.530 --> 00:31:12.330 What did we watch? 348 00:31:12.410 --> 00:31:13.050 Oh, God. 349 00:31:13.930 --> 00:31:15.770 Spinal Tap on a mandate. 350 00:31:15.770 --> 00:31:24.070 We did. We went to the Brew House in. In Burton on Trent where. Where we watched a movie which was dead cool. So I love tiny little. 351 00:31:24.150 --> 00:31:24.750 Yeah, yeah. 352 00:31:24.750 --> 00:31:25.430 Theater in there. 353 00:31:25.430 --> 00:31:26.230 56 max. 354 00:31:26.230 --> 00:31:29.270 And there's like, I don't know, but a handful of us in there. It was dead good. 355 00:31:29.270 --> 00:31:29.830 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 356 00:31:29.830 --> 00:31:30.510 I really enjoyed that. 357 00:31:30.510 --> 00:31:30.870 Yeah. 358 00:31:30.950 --> 00:31:32.030 Very funny writing. 359 00:31:32.030 --> 00:31:33.510 They did really well with it, didn't they? 360 00:31:33.510 --> 00:31:36.630 They did easily. That could have easily. 361 00:31:37.030 --> 00:31:37.430 Yeah. 362 00:31:37.430 --> 00:31:38.950 Gone off into like, cheese fest. 363 00:31:38.950 --> 00:31:39.310 Yeah. 364 00:31:39.310 --> 00:31:43.190 Territory. Or snore fest territory. But it was quite good. It's quite. 365 00:31:43.190 --> 00:31:44.630 No, they did a great job of it. 366 00:31:44.630 --> 00:31:53.190 There's some lovely bits in there where he has, like, cheese and guitars and then. And then there's the bit in the back of the Guitar where he keeps cheese. 367 00:31:53.190 --> 00:31:55.030 He takes the back of his cheese. Hol. 368 00:31:55.250 --> 00:32:03.930 Just like. Just where and a little greater. Yeah. It just killed me. I was just like, this is. Yeah, this is it. 369 00:32:03.930 --> 00:32:05.410 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 370 00:32:05.410 --> 00:32:06.570 You were. You were in, weren't you? 371 00:32:06.570 --> 00:32:12.610 Yeah. We just nailed it. They absolutely nailed it. And. And you know. Oh, yeah. They got it right. They got it right. 372 00:32:12.610 --> 00:32:13.010 Yeah. 373 00:32:13.250 --> 00:32:14.370 Very well written, very well. 374 00:32:14.370 --> 00:32:31.670 Absolutely deadpan, but I enjoyed that. If you've not seen Spinal Tap 2, you should go and watch it, maybe. There you go. That's a film. That's a film recommendation on. On Mythology. I've got Facts. You want me to do some facts or should we. Should we listen to music or what do you want to do with. Where do you want to go? 375 00:32:31.670 --> 00:32:33.790 We got songs. Let's put a song on then. Do facts. 376 00:32:33.870 --> 00:34:11.179 Do it. Almost every afternoon we play bumping in games at 9 years old there's no such shame. It wasn't recognition of a face what brought me back was a familiar mark and it flashed across the screen I bought some magazines, some videotape seeds Incriminating acts I felt that I could save. Who better you to tell me how to live? You think I sell my party? I nearly sell my time I ain't no Cinderella I ain't way to save me in fact until just now I was doing just fine and on and on now what degradation feels like filtered on the floor at the factory where I worked long before I took control Now I answer the need the 50k I'll make this year without anywhere I plead where's the problem? 377 00:34:39.910 --> 00:34:44.790 That's a stylish fade out on this one. Laurie Myers, I. 378 00:34:44.870 --> 00:34:45.750 Do you know what that's about? 379 00:34:46.870 --> 00:34:48.550 No, I did read it earlier and I forgot. 380 00:34:49.430 --> 00:35:26.350 So. Laurie Myers is a made up name of somebody that Fat Mike was at college with and she was a. She did like adult work. Yeah. And she made loads more money than he did and was more successful and happier doing it. And he dis. Tries to. To like to set out to have this argument with her to say that what you're doing is wrong and blah, blah, blah. And it turns out that actually she's really happy with life and it's great and she had loads of money and. And there you go. Yeah, I quite like that. 381 00:35:26.350 --> 00:35:27.030 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 382 00:35:27.030 --> 00:35:27.790 I think it's really good. 383 00:35:27.790 --> 00:35:28.270 Yeah. 384 00:35:28.590 --> 00:35:33.450 And actually I think that that sums up a lot of what's wrong with the world. 385 00:35:33.610 --> 00:35:34.090 Yeah. 386 00:35:34.090 --> 00:35:36.370 You don't tell people what not to do. 387 00:35:36.370 --> 00:35:36.690 Yeah. 388 00:35:36.690 --> 00:35:37.410 Leave them alone. 389 00:35:37.410 --> 00:35:37.810 Yeah. 390 00:35:37.810 --> 00:35:50.090 Somebody wants to go and do Whatever the correct. I don't know what the PC word for that industry is. If you want to go and do that, you go and do it. If you want to go and be religious, do that. 391 00:35:50.090 --> 00:35:50.530 Yeah. 392 00:35:50.530 --> 00:35:53.010 But don't tell other people what they have to do. 393 00:35:53.010 --> 00:35:53.410 Yeah. 394 00:35:53.410 --> 00:35:54.450 You leave them alone. 395 00:35:54.450 --> 00:35:54.890 Yeah. 396 00:35:55.210 --> 00:35:55.930 Go up to them. 397 00:35:55.930 --> 00:35:56.250 Yeah. 398 00:35:56.250 --> 00:36:01.410 There you go. Public service, I think. I think that would solve every problem in the world. 399 00:36:01.410 --> 00:36:02.010 Yeah. Yeah. 400 00:36:02.010 --> 00:36:04.770 Do you know what I mean? The world's full of too many people telling other people. 401 00:36:04.930 --> 00:36:06.330 Yeah. What they shouldn't. Shouldn't be doing. 402 00:36:06.330 --> 00:36:12.050 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think the greatest album this year is the Pretty Reckless Dear God. 403 00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:12.450 Yeah. 404 00:36:12.450 --> 00:36:14.170 And it is the best album in the world ever. 405 00:36:14.170 --> 00:36:14.650 Yeah. 406 00:36:14.650 --> 00:36:15.889 But that's my view. 407 00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:16.410 Yeah. 408 00:36:16.410 --> 00:36:19.010 And I clearly changed my mind next week. But that's my view. 409 00:36:19.330 --> 00:36:21.250 Why don't you get the tattoo of the symbol? 410 00:36:25.010 --> 00:36:31.150 If there was like a tattoo of something that said, like can't make my mind up. That would be. Or like. Is that. Is that. 411 00:36:32.100 --> 00:36:32.380 It's. 412 00:36:32.380 --> 00:36:37.580 It's. We were always taught this. I remember first being taught that. Strong Opinions Weekly held. 413 00:36:37.580 --> 00:36:40.100 Yeah. I've used that recently to somebody. 414 00:36:40.100 --> 00:36:53.380 That is it for me. That's the tattoo I'd have, you know, inside of my arm. Strong Opinions Weekly Health. I could. I could totally do that. That is. That sums me up in a heartbeat. I'll fight you to the death. That. That is the. The Dear God is the best album that's been released this year. 415 00:36:53.380 --> 00:36:55.220 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Until the next one comes out. 416 00:36:55.220 --> 00:37:14.290 Yeah. Until like whatever else is going well. There are two that I love at the minute. There's Bring Me the Horizon of re. Oh yeah, you Message recorded their debut, which I know it was really craply recorded back then and I don't think the band were not in a great state and. 417 00:37:14.290 --> 00:37:14.810 And stuff. 418 00:37:14.810 --> 00:37:18.130 But so rather than remaster it. 419 00:37:18.130 --> 00:37:18.610 Yeah. 420 00:37:19.010 --> 00:37:26.130 They went back into the studio and re recorded it and it's brilliant. I absolutely love that. I think they've done a mega job proper. 421 00:37:26.450 --> 00:37:27.210 Sometimes you have to. 422 00:37:27.210 --> 00:37:30.850 Sometimes old fashioned though. It's really. It's nice. It's really cool. 423 00:37:30.850 --> 00:37:36.150 Ye. Yeah. Because they went down that like let's make songs that everyone will sing for a bit. Didn't they? They did a bit of that sort. 424 00:37:36.150 --> 00:37:53.430 Well, it's funny they. I was listening to Ollie talk about the. The progression of the band and it's just like that's just what we've done. So that first album was what we wanted and that's what we wanted to listen to. And then we evolved and changed, and so the music evolved and changed. Right? It's not like, you know, we said, 425 00:37:53.430 --> 00:37:55.550 everyone's going out to create this. 426 00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:58.740 Everyone's like, oh, you're going off there trying to do this, you're trying to do that. That. 427 00:37:59.060 --> 00:38:00.460 No, no, that's just what we're doing right now. 428 00:38:00.460 --> 00:38:08.460 You just can't do that like that. If everybody's talking about, you know, you being able to do that, that's. You don't. Like, you can't. 429 00:38:08.460 --> 00:38:10.700 That's what you just said, isn't it? Telling people what they shouldn't do. 430 00:38:10.700 --> 00:38:43.000 You can't just wake up and decide, you know, oh, I'm gonna be Taylor Swift today. Do you know what I mean? That's not how it works. But they were like, well, that's what we wanted. So, anyway, I love that and that's great album this. This year. And. And I think the pretty reckless Dear Goddess, just otherworldly. Like, Taylor's voice is phenomenal, and you should all go and listen to it because it's brilliant. But I'm not. I don't know. If you don't want to, don't. Don't do it. Stop telling people what they can and can't do. You just chill out a bit. 431 00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:46.680 The other thing that happened when we went to watch the film, when we went to watch Spinal Tap 2. 432 00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:47.320 Yeah. 433 00:38:48.040 --> 00:38:52.400 The Return of the tap. What's it called? What's it even called? The film. It's got, like, a sequel name. I can't remember. 434 00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:53.960 I don't know. I can't. I can't remember. 435 00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:55.880 Yeah, Turn your tap on that kind of. 436 00:39:01.060 --> 00:39:03.940 By the way, I found Pete that I. I did search Tic Tac Attack. 437 00:39:03.940 --> 00:39:04.380 Yeah. 438 00:39:04.380 --> 00:39:09.780 There's loads of people that. There's people with that as their handle on Instagram X. Yeah. 439 00:39:09.780 --> 00:39:10.020 Yeah. 440 00:39:10.020 --> 00:39:11.340 Very well taken. Tic Tac. 441 00:39:11.340 --> 00:39:12.740 I've got no chance anyway. 442 00:39:13.219 --> 00:39:17.220 Do it anyway. Just take over the space. No, I don't know. I don't know what it's called. 443 00:39:17.220 --> 00:39:17.540 No. 444 00:39:17.540 --> 00:39:18.740 Oh, the end continues. 445 00:39:18.820 --> 00:39:22.780 The end continues. Yeah. Well done, mate. That's. That's good. That's good memory. 446 00:39:22.780 --> 00:39:30.900 I don't know where that came from. I've had. I'm absolutely smashed off my ass on. On going. Diet Coke and fruit pastels. It's past my bedtime and I'm. 447 00:39:33.060 --> 00:39:35.780 Yeah, but you've bought some, like, yellow things tonight. 448 00:39:35.780 --> 00:39:39.140 Jelly tops. Round. We've gone full round trees. If round trees want to sponsor the show. 449 00:39:39.140 --> 00:39:39.700 Yeah. Yes. 450 00:39:39.700 --> 00:39:41.940 Please get in touch. We're Dead cheap. 451 00:39:41.940 --> 00:39:44.620 Yeah, yeah. Just pack just like six packets, I 452 00:39:44.620 --> 00:39:59.340 reckon, like three quid a week and you've got us. You've got us. We, we. We do the whole Riffology, sponsored by Round Trees. Send us three quid fruit. But we like black and red fruit pastels. And I'm a bit of a. I like Jelly tots. 453 00:39:59.340 --> 00:39:59.540 Yeah. 454 00:39:59.540 --> 00:40:04.460 And we like those fizzy ones, which were the. Really. The ones that kind of made your face change shape. 455 00:40:04.460 --> 00:40:05.060 Yeah, I like that. 456 00:40:05.060 --> 00:40:07.020 I forgot with the sour. Whatever ones. 457 00:40:07.020 --> 00:40:08.860 I think they were jelly tops as well, but they were just sour. 458 00:40:08.860 --> 00:40:11.340 Yeah, Jelly top sour. Yeah, Send some of those. 459 00:40:11.340 --> 00:40:14.060 Yeah, yeah, I like the sour ones. I'm into that. 460 00:40:14.060 --> 00:40:17.860 And if anybody else wants it, like. We're not interested in sponsorship from anybody else. 461 00:40:17.860 --> 00:40:18.220 No. 462 00:40:21.300 --> 00:40:35.780 Somebody asked me the other day, like, someone, Someone. Genuinely. I was showing someone the stats for the show and they're like, oh, you know, what are you going to do about monetizing? What. What. What do you want about money? What do you mean? So you could, like, you could do, you know, sponsor bits and stuff. 463 00:40:35.780 --> 00:40:37.860 Yeah, yeah, Just send us sweets. 464 00:40:38.580 --> 00:40:46.420 I mean, what are. You are. Don't. Just know. I don't. I just. We're a bit like Fat Mike, aren't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're rejecting. Yeah, we're rejecting the. 465 00:40:46.420 --> 00:40:48.960 Yeah, but if. Imagine someone saying, oh, we'd love you to do this art album. 466 00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:49.240 Yeah. 467 00:40:49.240 --> 00:40:51.680 We'd be like, no, you. 468 00:40:51.680 --> 00:41:07.800 You'd be really bad for that, wouldn't you? I'd be like, yeah, if we remember them in my. I mean, I wouldn't have any objection to it, but you'd be like, I know. Telling me what to do, when I want to do it, I'll do it. That's it. I'm not. I don't like being told. 469 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:16.240 That's really funny that Gemma saw my. My dad on one of those, like. Like that, what you just said. 470 00:41:16.240 --> 00:41:16.520 Yeah. 471 00:41:16.520 --> 00:41:18.810 And she went, my God, it was like talking to you. You. 472 00:41:20.890 --> 00:41:23.690 You turning into your dad or is your dad turning into you? 473 00:41:23.690 --> 00:41:25.050 What do I want? Thanks. 474 00:41:26.410 --> 00:41:27.530 No one likes being. 475 00:41:27.850 --> 00:41:28.330 Yeah. 476 00:41:28.730 --> 00:41:30.530 Like, no one likes being told what to do. 477 00:41:30.530 --> 00:41:33.370 You should do that. I'm seeing a bit. 478 00:41:33.850 --> 00:41:46.520 There's a bit of that, is there? It's like, do you know, I wonder if that's where Mike was with this, like, where everybody. But everybody else. Everybody else in this, like, going, you should sign to this level. You should sign. You're going to make friends, unfortunately, you should sign this label. And it's just like, I don't Tell me what to do. 479 00:41:46.520 --> 00:41:47.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 480 00:41:47.560 --> 00:41:52.440 Do what I want. Yeah, definitely. There's definitely a bit of that. 481 00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:53.120 Yeah, yeah. 482 00:41:53.200 --> 00:41:54.240 Where you just. 483 00:41:55.120 --> 00:41:58.200 Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, when we watched. Watched the film. 484 00:41:58.200 --> 00:41:58.720 Oh, good. 485 00:41:58.720 --> 00:41:59.720 After we watched the film. 486 00:41:59.720 --> 00:42:00.080 Yeah. 487 00:42:00.080 --> 00:42:01.840 We went to book ourselves in to do a radio show. 488 00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:04.200 I know where you're going now. I wonder where you. I know you're going. 489 00:42:04.200 --> 00:42:04.400 Yeah. 490 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:09.720 We're going to be radio stars. Do you know what. Do you know what the last song on MTV was? 491 00:42:10.350 --> 00:42:10.510 No. 492 00:42:10.510 --> 00:42:11.950 Video Kill the Race Video Kill the Radio. 493 00:42:11.950 --> 00:42:12.270 Really? 494 00:42:12.270 --> 00:42:12.630 Yeah. 495 00:42:12.630 --> 00:42:13.950 The President's version. 496 00:42:14.830 --> 00:42:15.830 I don't know, I didn't watch it. 497 00:42:15.830 --> 00:42:17.990 I bet it's the. I hope it's the President. I like that version. 498 00:42:17.990 --> 00:42:18.390 Do you? 499 00:42:18.390 --> 00:42:18.830 Yeah. 500 00:42:18.830 --> 00:42:32.670 Don't know. But that was it. And do you know how I know that? No, it was a. A quiz question. Garbage. On holiday, we had a week in Scotland, which I really like. We had a week in a cabin next to a lock. 501 00:42:32.670 --> 00:42:33.870 And how did they do the quiz? 502 00:42:33.870 --> 00:42:38.010 Mountain biking. We had a plate. They call this place the Retreat Treat. 503 00:42:38.010 --> 00:42:38.410 Yeah. 504 00:42:38.410 --> 00:42:52.450 Where you went and. And paid like £6 for a bottle of Diet Coke. But they also did quizzes and other things there. We did a quiz. And what else did we do? We did. Oh, bingo. I don't like bingo. No, we did bingo. 505 00:42:52.450 --> 00:42:53.410 No, I'm not keen on bingo. 506 00:42:53.410 --> 00:42:56.250 I don't. I just really hate being a passion. But we did it. 507 00:42:57.210 --> 00:43:00.890 And I did use a dabber. Yeah, a bingo dubber. 508 00:43:00.970 --> 00:43:02.890 Yep. Yeah, we did one of those. 509 00:43:02.890 --> 00:43:04.370 So she buy one? Did you buy dubbo? 510 00:43:04.370 --> 00:43:07.800 No, I can't remember what I did. Someone gave me a felt tip pen. 511 00:43:08.120 --> 00:43:09.440 I didn't even have the proper pen. 512 00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.880 No, I did. So I did that. It was awful. I didn't like it. 513 00:43:12.600 --> 00:43:20.440 May. I'm buying you one. Next week I'm gonna buy you one. I'm gonna buy you a pack, you know, like in the books, the strips. 514 00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:20.839 Yeah. 515 00:43:20.839 --> 00:43:24.360 And then. And then. And then I'll give you the book and the dober. 516 00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:24.800 Yeah. 517 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.080 And then all the way through the episode. I'll just hit the button on the 518 00:43:27.080 --> 00:43:28.080 side, generate a number. 519 00:43:28.080 --> 00:43:31.400 Generate a number on my phone. And then you'll have to dub it while we're doing it. 520 00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:38.260 Do you know what mean I. Some of the. When I write. When I retire, I'm gonna write a comedy, Right. And I've got. You know when something lives in your brain? 521 00:43:38.260 --> 00:43:38.620 Yeah. 522 00:43:38.620 --> 00:44:00.090 Like this. This lives. It's lived in my brain for like 30 years. This. This comment. And I know the people in that stuff. One of the people in there that I've got in my brain is a bingo. He's a bingo caller who does it, but he's really fed up with it. So, you know, you know, bingo callers all get a bit excited. They're all like seven and seven. Mine doesn't do that. 523 00:44:00.090 --> 00:44:00.690 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 524 00:44:00.690 --> 00:44:01.290 Mine's proper. 525 00:44:01.290 --> 00:44:03.450 I always wanted to do like the random things. 526 00:44:03.610 --> 00:44:04.010 Yeah. 527 00:44:04.010 --> 00:44:06.250 You know, like. I don't know, like frogs. 528 00:44:06.250 --> 00:44:07.610 Taste of fish. 529 00:44:07.690 --> 00:44:11.530 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fish guts. 23. You know, that kind of thing. 530 00:44:11.850 --> 00:44:15.290 We had. We had one. There was a guy who. 531 00:44:16.090 --> 00:44:17.530 76, eating nan. 532 00:44:20.970 --> 00:44:21.810 Oh, God. 533 00:44:21.810 --> 00:44:22.530 That kind of thing. 534 00:44:22.530 --> 00:44:41.240 Yeah, I like. Yeah, I like that. It's funny though, like, I just assumed everyone had this. This thing where they kind of, you know, the experiences you go through in your life that you like. For me, what. I organize them in almost. Almost scenes in. In like a TV show. 535 00:44:41.240 --> 00:44:41.640 Yeah. 536 00:44:41.640 --> 00:44:47.120 That's how I kind of, you know, and it amuses me greatly where I kind of, you know, if somebody's an absolute knobhead. 537 00:44:47.120 --> 00:44:47.520 Yeah. 538 00:44:47.520 --> 00:44:50.040 And you just kind of think, what? What? I know, yeah. 539 00:44:50.040 --> 00:44:51.080 That's the character. The character. 540 00:44:51.080 --> 00:45:14.610 Yeah, I know. I'll. Yeah. You can be the, you know, you can be the charity she. Shop manager. Right. And it shocked me. This is probably going back 20 years. Talking to people. We're out drinking and people were looking at me like, you do what? I'm like, yeah. I just like, just make these characters and they're in. And they live in my. I've never written them down. 541 00:45:14.610 --> 00:45:15.210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 542 00:45:15.210 --> 00:45:16.290 It just kind of lives in my head. 543 00:45:16.290 --> 00:45:16.570 Yeah. 544 00:45:16.570 --> 00:45:23.310 And like, I can still remember it really clearly though, going back 20 years. I can totally remember these ideas and stuff like that. Had going back. 545 00:45:23.310 --> 00:45:25.070 The Fed Up Bingo call is a good one. 546 00:45:25.390 --> 00:45:29.150 Yeah, I like that one a lot. Just kind of. It just really doesn't want to be this properly. 547 00:45:29.150 --> 00:45:36.510 Yeah. I could have some fun with that though, you know, because I like it when they, like when there's a tele program and they just leave it doing something for a bit too long. 548 00:45:36.510 --> 00:45:36.910 Yeah. 549 00:45:36.910 --> 00:45:38.910 Like the League of Gentlemen was amazing for it. 550 00:45:38.910 --> 00:45:39.630 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 551 00:45:40.110 --> 00:45:47.070 Or Boosh even. Where, you know, like, it just go on a bit too long. And I loved all that like that just. You start to get a bit uncomfortable. 552 00:45:47.070 --> 00:45:48.390 Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that. 553 00:45:48.390 --> 00:45:48.570 I love. 554 00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:52.800 I love the absurdity of stuff. I like Number Wang. 555 00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:56.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's number one. 556 00:45:56.480 --> 00:45:57.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 557 00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:02.680 I really reckon that was like the last great. Kind of like Sketch show that was 558 00:46:02.680 --> 00:46:07.920 the last great era of. Of. Because you had smack the pony offensive comedy. 559 00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:09.920 Yeah, yeah. Those guys. Yeah. 560 00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:11.120 Where you just can't. 561 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:12.800 Big train. 562 00:46:13.200 --> 00:46:16.480 Yeah. You can't get away with that stuff quite the same way. 563 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.760 I suppose what took over from that, though, is panel shows, isn't it? It. 564 00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:27.600 Yeah, yeah. But the thing is, they're all so bothered now about being cancelled that the. 565 00:46:27.600 --> 00:46:28.200 Yeah, yeah. 566 00:46:28.200 --> 00:46:39.560 I mean. And it's funny. I think the. I think the comedy's got so much better. I mean, we've. We have kind of wandered quite a long way off piste, I think, for this particular section. 567 00:46:39.560 --> 00:46:43.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always a bit on the description that I always like reading. 568 00:46:43.040 --> 00:46:43.520 Yeah. 569 00:46:43.520 --> 00:46:45.680 Which is like the kind of tangent. 570 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:47.360 The tangent gold. 571 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:47.760 Yeah. 572 00:46:48.080 --> 00:47:20.970 People have written into us and said, this is the best bit, which is good, isn't it? It's just the. The tangential gold of this. I say that. Tangential tangent. That's what. That's. That's what it says on the tangential gold. Because what we being really trying, what we do is we take the transcript of the show, we dump it into an AI, which we've kind of trained a little bit in how we want it to behave and we've threatened it and said if it doesn't do what we want, we'll drown it. And then it kind of pulls out the bits and it amuses us to surprise everybody. 573 00:47:20.970 --> 00:47:22.330 That's like a little present at the end. 574 00:47:22.490 --> 00:47:35.530 Yeah. Just for the. It does the. The description of the show that go. The. The description for each show that lives on Apple Music or wherever. Another shock this week. Spotify Stats have shot up. 575 00:47:35.690 --> 00:47:36.410 Spotify. 576 00:47:36.730 --> 00:47:42.950 And we've never. We've never. Bizarrely, Spotify has always been really low for us. And it suddenly shot up. It's like. Like doubled. 577 00:47:43.030 --> 00:47:43.430 Right. 578 00:47:43.430 --> 00:47:47.510 For no reason whatsoever. Belgium's gone back down after the ZZ Top. 579 00:47:47.670 --> 00:47:48.030 Yeah. 580 00:47:48.030 --> 00:47:49.030 We covered Z Top. 581 00:47:49.030 --> 00:47:49.430 Yeah. 582 00:47:49.430 --> 00:47:55.350 Belgian Belgium. That went big and. And now. Now Spotify's gone up. 583 00:47:55.430 --> 00:47:55.910 Yeah. 584 00:47:56.390 --> 00:47:57.110 Don't know why. 585 00:47:57.110 --> 00:47:57.510 No. 586 00:47:57.990 --> 00:48:03.350 It's funny that, isn't it? Stats. You know, you get these stats pages and it tells you things. 587 00:48:03.350 --> 00:48:03.830 Yeah. 588 00:48:03.910 --> 00:48:07.230 And you. I don't know what to do with. What do I do now there are people of us. 589 00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:10.850 Then try joining Job to look at that meaningless drivel and do something like. 590 00:48:10.850 --> 00:48:13.050 What do you do? What. I mean, what do I do about that? 591 00:48:13.050 --> 00:48:14.890 Yeah. Yeah. What we should do is do another 592 00:48:14.890 --> 00:48:19.770 ZZ Top album, convert the show into Belgian. What do they speak in Belgium? 593 00:48:20.090 --> 00:48:21.210 Belgian What? 594 00:48:21.210 --> 00:48:24.730 What Is that. What is it? 595 00:48:25.210 --> 00:48:28.490 Don't know. Isn't it. It's quite close to Germany, isn't it? Belgium. 596 00:48:28.890 --> 00:48:29.730 It's just German. 597 00:48:29.730 --> 00:48:31.130 France. German kind of thing. 598 00:48:31.610 --> 00:48:32.330 That's a name. 599 00:48:32.330 --> 00:48:34.170 I don't. Actually. Don't know. I'm. That's. 600 00:48:34.240 --> 00:48:37.840 Yeah, I remember. This is going to be really funny and. And 601 00:48:40.240 --> 00:48:41.840 I'm going to Google it while you're talking. 602 00:48:42.640 --> 00:49:00.120 Enough people that. That. That I work with will remember this. I'm sure there's enough people that listen to remember it. But we were having this conversation about one of our apps and that the translations hadn't landed particularly well. So we're having this conversation about some of the Americanisms that were in the app. 603 00:49:00.270 --> 00:49:00.510 App. 604 00:49:00.990 --> 00:49:45.110 Like hang tight while we beef up security. We're not translating particularly well into some European languages. Like for. Particularly the Nordic language. Like. Like, you know. So the. The customers I was working with were. Were from Norway and Sweden and we. Anyway, we were working with this manager of this particular app, the pm, who was responsible. Responsible for. For dealing with it. And she said that in. In. So we had the meeting. It all ended really well and the conversation had gone well. In the act. Actions that came out of it. She had listed to translate the app or to review the translation of the app into European. 605 00:49:45.110 --> 00:49:45.510 Yeah. 606 00:49:45.510 --> 00:49:49.990 As if it was a language. I think that's the problem. 607 00:49:50.230 --> 00:49:54.240 So Belgium. Belgium isn't far off the. That. So it's European. Yes. 608 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:55.560 It's like generic European. 609 00:49:55.560 --> 00:49:58.560 Yeah, yeah. No, they speak Dutch, do they Flemish? 610 00:49:58.720 --> 00:49:59.120 Yeah. 611 00:49:59.120 --> 00:50:04.840 French and German all at the same time. It's probably of different regions within there. But Belgium isn't very big either. 612 00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:08.920 I like the fact that. I like the idea they do it all at the same time. Mix. Mix words. 613 00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:10.240 Mix them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 614 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:11.680 We went to Belgium at school. 615 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:13.680 Yeah. There was a trip, wasn't it? 616 00:50:13.680 --> 00:50:16.240 We went. We went to Belgium to saw that boy with a penis. 617 00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:16.960 Okay. 618 00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:18.800 The weeing. You know, the boy. There's a boy. 619 00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:20.480 What are you on about? I don't know what that is. 620 00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:21.840 There's a boy with a penis who wees. 621 00:50:22.310 --> 00:50:23.750 Right. Not a real fountain. 622 00:50:23.750 --> 00:50:56.970 Yeah, yeah. And there was a ferry that sank. That's what I remember. There was a ferry that sank and there was a. Literally what we were. On the day we were. We were going to see the boy with a penis. There was a ferry that sank ahead of us and it was all chaos and everyone was really wondering. Teachers were really worried. Our ferry didn't sink. Yeah, we went to see the boy with the penis. Yeah. And I can't remember what was. I can't remember the name of the ferry was. It was a big deal. It was on the news and that. They left the back door open, apparently. And it. 623 00:50:56.970 --> 00:50:59.450 I think if you drink the weed, it's good luck. 624 00:50:59.450 --> 00:50:59.970 Is it? 625 00:51:00.610 --> 00:51:02.410 That's why you didn't get there. That's why the ferry didn't. 626 00:51:02.410 --> 00:51:08.050 You know, we went to. Oh, we're going to have to get back on track in a minute. So we were in Scotland. 627 00:51:08.130 --> 00:51:08.610 Yeah. 628 00:51:08.850 --> 00:51:39.720 And we did. We're in the Highlands. And it was lovely and I absolutely loved it. There was no people around. It was phenomenal. I'm a mountain bike. Well, behind a mountain bike. I was shot up the. The hills and that. I really, really good time, like blasting around, lots of kind of, you know, skidding about and. And jumping off. It was brilliant. And then we went to Edinburgh for a few days on. Gone. On the way back down, we were driving past it, so we thought that'd be cool. We'll go and do, like a city thing. So we're in Edinburgh and we went to this area called Greyfriars. 629 00:51:39.800 --> 00:51:40.280 Yeah. 630 00:51:40.600 --> 00:51:51.440 And there was a movie, a Disney movie called Grey Friars Bob about a dog, right. Where its owner died. And then the dog, like, sat on the owner's grave until it died. 631 00:51:51.600 --> 00:51:51.960 Right. 632 00:51:51.960 --> 00:51:53.120 Which was a long time, apparently. 633 00:51:53.120 --> 00:51:53.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 634 00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:55.120 And I didn't know that. I've not. 635 00:51:55.120 --> 00:51:57.480 That's a thing, isn't it? That's like. Yeah, I know. 636 00:51:57.480 --> 00:51:58.200 It's an actual thing. 637 00:51:58.200 --> 00:51:58.520 Yeah. 638 00:51:58.520 --> 00:52:15.520 And I didn't know about. I've not watched the movie. Didn't really know about it. Lizzie wanted to go and see it, but I didn't really. I didn't ask about your vibe. I didn't really ask what was going on there. Anyway, we. We start walking up there, there, and there's this dog, like a bronze dog, and everyone's rubbing its nose. 639 00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:16.480 Oh. 640 00:52:17.200 --> 00:52:27.840 So we go up there and the family there and I go, why. Why are we rubbing the dog's nose? And Liz was like, well, it's like a. Like, you know, the. The dog was, you know, very loyal. 641 00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:28.280 Yeah. 642 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:43.640 I was like, aren't all dogs loyal? And then this girl in front of us, this old lady in front of her, she just turned around corner almost savagely. Really said, it's good luck. It's from the movie about the dog. And then educated me, like in 30 seconds, quite sternly. 643 00:52:43.640 --> 00:52:44.320 Yeah, yeah. 644 00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:48.080 You know, what are you. Why are you. Why are you here if you don't know about the dog? Yeah, you know. 645 00:52:48.080 --> 00:52:48.640 Yeah, yeah. 646 00:52:48.640 --> 00:52:55.520 And I felt a bit juvenile to be honest, so I went and had a sausage roll. 647 00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:58.880 So now you. Do you rub every dog's nose now? 648 00:52:59.120 --> 00:53:02.120 I don't know. It's not real dog. 649 00:53:02.120 --> 00:53:02.400 No. 650 00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:03.680 You know, it's like a bronze dog. 651 00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:03.960 Yeah. 652 00:53:03.960 --> 00:53:38.640 And it's just bizarre. But then you know what was really weird? Obviously I educated myself. So when we go in there, we go into this grave where the, where the, the, the. The graveyard, where the grave is of the. Of the guys that the dog wasn't. And two things I discovered. One, it's where most of the Harry Potter names are from. So J.K. rowling used to. Used to write Harry Potter just literally around the corner. So she just go and see. Just going. I mean weird lady going and hanging around in the graveyard and. But she. 653 00:53:38.790 --> 00:53:39.030 You. 654 00:53:39.110 --> 00:53:52.390 Loads like Voldemort. Loads of the names it's all from there were from, from the graveyard. And two, the local council have asked everyone to stop touching the dog because his nose is wearing off. So that's what I learned. 655 00:53:52.390 --> 00:53:53.150 Yeah. Yeah. 656 00:53:53.150 --> 00:53:55.790 Should we go back to something? Indeed. 657 00:53:55.790 --> 00:53:58.510 That was the tangent, wasn't it? That was a. I mean that was 658 00:53:58.510 --> 00:54:13.740 pretty, pretty award winning tangent even for us. The AI is going to have a hard time balancing this into a music and nonsense stuff. Should we do. I've got some. I've got some facts to do in that. Shall I have a look at some facts? 659 00:54:13.740 --> 00:54:15.100 Yeah, let's do it. Let's do that. 660 00:54:15.580 --> 00:54:25.540 Released on 19 July 1994 on Epitaph Records, produced by Ryan Green and Fat Mike. It was. 661 00:54:25.540 --> 00:54:28.140 Am I right in thinking it wasn't Ryan Green's usual gig? 662 00:54:28.620 --> 00:54:32.700 No. Apparently he didn't know anything about this scene at all. Yeah. 663 00:54:32.700 --> 00:54:32.900 Yeah. 664 00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:33.420 Like just. 665 00:54:33.490 --> 00:54:33.890 Yeah. 666 00:54:34.210 --> 00:54:44.570 Which I think is really interesting. It was recorded in West Beach Recorders Hollywood. Apparently it took two weeks, which kind of makes sense when you listen to it. 667 00:54:44.570 --> 00:54:45.210 It's fast. 668 00:54:45.210 --> 00:54:47.410 Kind of makes sense. One of the things I didn't realize. 669 00:54:47.810 --> 00:54:48.450 Sounds clean. 670 00:54:48.450 --> 00:55:04.930 It does sound clean. Yeah. One of the things I hadn't realized is there's virtually no demos because Fat Mike did all of the development work almost on the fly whilst they were before. Way, way, way up front. So literally just turned up with completed. 671 00:55:05.550 --> 00:55:06.030 Right, right. 672 00:55:06.350 --> 00:55:33.990 So there's very little in the way of. Yeah, very little in the way of demos for just the finished songs. And then they literally just turned up, bashed them out and off he went. Fat Mike doesn't believe in rhyming or choruses, so Almost none of the songs if you listen almost none of the songs have got rhymes or choruses in them. In fact Mike says that no one ever noticed they did get when they 673 00:55:33.990 --> 00:55:40.860 get to do There was. So there's an album Heavy Petting Zoo which came a little bit later. Yeah, that one's a lot more song structure. 674 00:55:40.860 --> 00:56:18.730 Well, it's interesting because Fat Mike says this album is the fans favorite but not the band's. All right, that's interesting favorite which I think is really interesting. This album didn't chart on the Billboard 200 or in the UK or in fact. Oh yeah. I don't think it really when anywhere on the charts. Yeah eventually it would go Gold about six years after release. So the reckon it sold about 11 million copies. Singles were Don't Call Me White and Leave It Alone. 675 00:56:18.730 --> 00:56:19.290 Yeah. 676 00:56:20.009 --> 00:57:37.249 Don't Call Me White is interesting because it often gets misused by various people and the like. Fat Mike is an atheist Jew and the song is basically about not judging people by, you know, their. Their labels. It's about judging people by what's about not judging people really. And the song gets misused like all the. All the time. So much so when they do it live often he'll do a bit of a speaky bit about it, explain it, change the lyrics a little bit. Which I think is interesting. The original version of the album did not have original instruments attributed. So Fat Mike was. Was attributed as Double Chin. Melvin was Dreads El Jefe got talent and Sanding got tattoos. The issue the reissues that came after got the proper credits of instruments that came that came after. Which I think is. Is interesting. Interesting. Oh, where did I get to down here so. Oh. Fat Mike wrote 14 of the 17 songs along Alone. Perfect Government is the only. The only cover. 677 00:57:37.250 --> 00:57:37.730 Yeah. 678 00:57:37.970 --> 00:57:39.250 Linoleum, the track. 679 00:57:39.730 --> 00:57:47.730 I love that song. I love it. I love that song. I think I said this last week, but that's the. That's one of the songs which is where I get my kind of right hand from. 680 00:57:47.810 --> 00:57:48.210 Right 681 00:57:51.490 --> 00:57:52.300 between that and the Offspring. 682 00:57:52.690 --> 00:57:55.890 Is it down? It's not. Is it down picked or is it like. 683 00:57:55.890 --> 00:57:58.930 No, there's a combination that Diddler. 684 00:57:58.930 --> 00:57:59.250 Yeah. 685 00:57:59.250 --> 00:58:02.050 Yeah. Is he up? Yeah. 686 00:58:02.850 --> 00:58:11.370 So it's. It's literally about Mark Curry who always used to sleep on kitchen floors. Which I just think is nuts. It's just. I don't know. 687 00:58:11.370 --> 00:58:11.930 I quite like that. 688 00:58:11.930 --> 00:58:16.090 I think it's quite funny. Hidden track. Do you want to talk about the hidden track? 689 00:58:16.090 --> 00:58:27.100 I love hidden tracks. Oh, I'm so happy. I'll Just. You can't do that anymore, can you? There's no such thing. You can't do it. And it's. It's. I think like that was a treat. Every time an album came out, there's a secret track. It was a treat. 690 00:58:27.180 --> 00:58:31.220 It's very cool. It's essentially just some recordings and stuff that were left. 691 00:58:31.220 --> 00:58:33.420 So it's like the last. You have the last song of the record. 692 00:58:33.500 --> 00:58:33.900 Yeah. 693 00:58:33.900 --> 00:58:36.300 And then on the CD you probably have like 10 minutes gap. 694 00:58:36.300 --> 00:58:42.620 There's a seven. It's a seven minute track, seven minute run out. And then it's like the last minute or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is. And it's a. 695 00:58:42.620 --> 00:58:46.620 Is it like a demo or something or. Yeah, like an acoustic track, isn't it? 696 00:58:46.620 --> 00:58:56.540 Yeah, basically. Yeah, simple as that really. Just. Just a bunch of. Of stuff that was. That was kind of left that they didn't really know what to do with. So they stuck it together and use that. 697 00:58:56.540 --> 00:59:00.380 I do like. Oh yeah, I do. Of all the things I miss is secret tracks. 698 00:59:01.260 --> 00:59:28.930 Reception of this. No one really loved it when it came out reception wise. It was like it was a proper 3 out of 5. 4 out of 5. Everyone was like, yeah, it's all right. Maybe. Maybe. Nowadays number 29, I'm rolling stock Stone's 50 Greatest Pop Punk Albums. Number six on Karang's 51 Greatest Pop Punk Albums. Number four in the UK ranking of essential pop punk albums. It's funny, like at the time it wasn't. But I think some of it is because of the albums it was up against. 699 00:59:28.930 --> 00:59:30.290 Yeah, yeah. It was huge. 700 00:59:30.290 --> 00:59:38.090 It was a big time for that. It was like releasing a metal album in like, in. In like 86. Like that. You know what I mean? There were some things kind of just 701 00:59:38.090 --> 00:59:38.930 a part of the noise. 702 00:59:39.010 --> 00:59:40.970 Yeah. You were not gonna. Not. 703 00:59:41.130 --> 00:59:44.570 It stood the test of time. That's the thing, isn't it? As you say, it's a fan favorite. 704 00:59:44.650 --> 01:00:34.410 I think so. This is one that I think and. But I think this has got as much to do with the band and the like. I don't know, like the, like the aura around them and the community that they. That they supported as the music. I mean the music is great, but it's also, I think the kind of like the, the urban myths and the stories around the. Around the band. Because they weren't doing mtv, they weren't doing all these things. They were doing their own thing, you know, they were a standout. They were an oddity because. Yeah, because of that. So as those stories progress I think those. It becomes, you know, longer. And I also think that the song, you know, the songs here, because there's not rhyming and big choruses, they do like last a bit long. Do you know what I mean? They do have this longevity. 705 01:00:34.410 --> 01:00:38.740 I think it's like having a. Yeah. It's like having an album full of album tracks. 706 01:00:38.740 --> 01:00:39.220 Yeah. 707 01:00:40.180 --> 01:00:43.140 They take you a while to get to and then. But when they're there, they're there. 708 01:00:43.380 --> 01:00:52.060 I do. I think you're right. I think they're. I think they're pretty cool. There was. I looked at the, the covers. 709 01:00:52.060 --> 01:00:52.499 Yeah. 710 01:00:52.499 --> 01:01:01.540 Of this and it's. It's nuts. The. The number of bands that covered tracks off this album is. Is nuts. 711 01:01:03.050 --> 01:01:06.650 It's just. It's like a musician's. A record. It's really respected by people who play, I think. 712 01:01:06.890 --> 01:01:21.290 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think it's. It's a very, very cool record. What else did I want to talk about? Oh yeah, the drum. There was a big conspiracy that the drums were sampled. 713 01:01:21.370 --> 01:01:25.210 Yeah, the kick drum. Cuz he's got. He's got the drum in like. 714 01:01:25.610 --> 01:01:27.170 He is so precise. 715 01:01:27.170 --> 01:01:30.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so precise and you can fit. You can see, see, you can see why people would think that. 716 01:01:30.980 --> 01:01:31.300 Yeah. 717 01:01:31.300 --> 01:01:36.580 Because it's so tight, it's so precise. It's so on the beat and everything's. Everything's played consistently. 718 01:01:36.580 --> 01:01:36.980 Yeah. 719 01:01:36.980 --> 01:01:43.620 So the snare feels consistent and the. And the. And the kick pedal feels consistent. And that would have made you think it was triggered or something. 720 01:01:44.340 --> 01:02:03.360 Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's. Yeah, it's really interesting, I think. But the band on record, it wasn't. It was played live. Yeah. That is what I've got for facts for this album. There's tons more. This. It's a particularly long blog, this one. 721 01:02:03.360 --> 01:02:04.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 722 01:02:04.080 --> 01:02:12.040 So if you like a long blog, you like, you like reading about this kind of stuff. There's a scene blog for pop punk which is interesting and then there is. 723 01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:16.200 But it was that. It was that blog where I learned about the. This community in that building. 724 01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:27.330 I've been enjoying that, you know, I've been enjoying the scene stuff. I think if you've got any ideas for scenes, then write in and tell us. I mean, we'll ignore you, but you can. We won't do that. 725 01:02:27.490 --> 01:02:31.090 If you tell us and then a few things later, we'll just think it's our idea and then it'd be fine. 726 01:02:32.850 --> 01:02:43.450 Yeah, we'll just. Yeah. We'll totally take credit for all of the ideas that we. That we get. But. But yeah, no, if you've got. Yeah, if you have an idea of a scene, then yeah, we. We're totally, totally down for that. 727 01:02:43.450 --> 01:02:43.690 Or. 728 01:02:43.690 --> 01:02:49.290 Yeah, I think that'd be quite cool. You know, I don't know what we should do next. I. I really wanted to do, like. 729 01:02:49.290 --> 01:02:51.010 Can I play the secret track first before we talk about this? 730 01:02:51.010 --> 01:02:53.830 Oh, yeah, do that. You do that. And then talk about what we do next. 731 01:02:53.830 --> 01:02:54.110 Right. 732 01:02:58.510 --> 01:03:08.030 How did the. How. How did the cat. How. How did the cat get so fat? 733 01:03:14.670 --> 01:03:16.430 Like, he's more punk than me. 734 01:03:20.680 --> 01:03:28.040 Well, well, blow me down. He's more punk than me. Okay, do. 735 01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:29.880 Do the other guy. 736 01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:33.760 Do Speedy Gonzalez. This guy's more punk than me. 737 01:03:33.760 --> 01:03:34.440 Yee ha. 738 01:03:38.120 --> 01:03:53.090 Well, how can we get that cheese without a pussegrato? This guy's more punk than me. Hey, do a blueberry hemp. Oh, my darling. Wow. This guy's more punk than me. 739 01:03:55.890 --> 01:04:01.970 What else you got? I don't think the ranger's gonna like this, Yogi. This guy's more punk than me. 740 01:04:04.530 --> 01:04:16.220 Back to the kitchen. I smell something burning that in there. Coffee, large fries, Cheeseburger. Hello. You guys got that in there? 741 01:04:19.500 --> 01:04:20.140 Go away. 742 01:04:20.460 --> 01:04:34.860 Or like close or something? He's like more punk than me. Hello. That guy's more punk than me. You got that in there? 743 01:04:35.750 --> 01:04:37.510 And there we have it. The secret track. 744 01:04:38.070 --> 01:04:45.150 Funny. The Beavis and Butthead impression. Love all of that. It's cool. I want to do some 41. All killer, no filler. 745 01:04:45.150 --> 01:04:46.390 That's it. Done. Chosen. 746 01:04:46.390 --> 01:04:51.189 They've just done. They've just re. Released all killer, no Filler, for the 25th anniversary. 747 01:04:51.189 --> 01:04:52.070 Too deep on that one. 748 01:04:52.950 --> 01:05:11.380 It's got. It's got nothing on my back. Fat lip in too deep. It's got crazy Amanda Bunk face on it. And it is cool and I like it a lot. I remember when Lizzie and I first started to date, she bought me a copy of this because she worked at Woolworths. 749 01:05:13.940 --> 01:05:14.740 In Swad. 750 01:05:14.900 --> 01:05:16.620 No, in. In Burton. On Trent. 751 01:05:16.620 --> 01:05:17.620 In Burton Upon Trend. 752 01:05:17.620 --> 01:05:21.340 Yeah. And then she worked in SWAT as well. Yeah, but she worked in. In. In there. 753 01:05:21.340 --> 01:05:23.260 She was a session session. 754 01:05:23.260 --> 01:05:27.900 Yeah, yeah. It's like a. Like a temp. She did. She did that. Yeah, but. Yeah, she. She was depping. 755 01:05:27.900 --> 01:05:29.300 Yeah, that's it. I was thinking. 756 01:05:29.300 --> 01:05:37.520 Yeah, yeah, but. Yeah, no, no, I remember. I remember. I get me this and it's got. I have no idea where it is now, obviously. Yeah, yeah, but, yeah, nearly all on 757 01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:38.400 the bus in the tape. 758 01:05:38.960 --> 01:05:42.960 Nearly all of my. Nearly all of my CDs have got Woolworth stickers on. 759 01:05:42.960 --> 01:05:43.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 760 01:05:43.760 --> 01:05:48.720 Which was quite cool because she used to get a big discount and, you know, when stuff got marked down. 761 01:05:48.720 --> 01:05:49.120 Yes. 762 01:05:49.120 --> 01:05:58.400 She'd be. She'd be like. She'd come home and she'd be like, I've seen, like, Slipknot in the discount bin. Do you want it? It's like two quid, like. Yeah, give me that. So. 763 01:05:59.160 --> 01:06:04.960 Codes. I've got a story about that. So I used to work in retail every day in music retail. 764 01:06:04.960 --> 01:06:05.360 Yeah. 765 01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:11.960 And, you know, as it. As stuff happens, there sometimes would be CDs that don't have a case or. 766 01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:12.720 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 767 01:06:12.720 --> 01:06:22.600 You know, like damage or something got lost or things weren't stocked right and there was excess start and all those sort of things. And then eventually, like, you'd have to write them off, of course. 768 01:06:22.600 --> 01:06:24.620 Yeah. And no one's going to buy them if they're broken. 769 01:06:24.770 --> 01:06:28.250 Yeah. And one of the things we used to do was to kind of, like, just share them between a few of us. 770 01:06:28.250 --> 01:06:28.570 Yeah. 771 01:06:28.570 --> 01:06:33.010 If it was over that. But the problem was is that I was like, this is really cool. This is like free stuff. 772 01:06:33.010 --> 01:06:33.330 Yeah. 773 01:06:33.330 --> 01:06:38.770 And then. But it. But you weren't supposed to think like that. You're supposed to think, oh, no, look at all the money that the company has lost. 774 01:06:39.490 --> 01:06:39.970 Yeah. 775 01:06:40.370 --> 01:06:42.450 Because. Because of all of you stupid idiots. 776 01:06:42.450 --> 01:06:42.770 Yeah. 777 01:06:42.770 --> 01:06:45.370 Like mislabeling stuff or selling it wrong or. 778 01:06:45.370 --> 01:06:45.730 Yeah. 779 01:06:45.730 --> 01:06:48.130 Letting something get nicked and there's only one little bit of it left. 780 01:06:48.210 --> 01:06:48.610 Yeah. 781 01:06:48.610 --> 01:06:52.060 And my things, like the airplane. But look, it's still free stuff. 782 01:06:52.060 --> 01:07:00.620 That's what is it. Nobody cares about, like, if you. If you're a massive conglomerate, like, no one's at all. Poor, poor, massive conglomerate. 783 01:07:00.620 --> 01:07:07.540 Yeah. And then in the end, they sort of folded that and. And then you. And then, you know, you have that feeling of, like, was that because. Is that because. 784 01:07:07.540 --> 01:07:08.660 That's because you stole. 785 01:07:08.660 --> 01:07:16.940 Because I stole life forms by Future Sound of London. Because. Because it lost. Somebody had lost the booklet. 786 01:07:18.140 --> 01:07:38.140 What I do remember is I remember Lizzie. She used to love pick a mix until she went. Like the first day she came home after working there, she was like, I'm never having pick a mix ever again. She said one of the. We had to clean it out, she says. And it's like, there's like bogeys and fingernails and all kinds of stuff at the bottom. And she said, I'm just never. Like, shouldn't. 787 01:07:38.140 --> 01:07:38.460 I asked. 788 01:07:38.460 --> 01:07:40.300 And she only Gets cleaned out like once a year. 789 01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:42.460 Yeah. Oh, no. 790 01:07:42.780 --> 01:07:47.540 And she had to do it with it should. I got the vacuum. Vacuum cleaner thing. And she said she did all the sweets and stuff would come out. 791 01:07:47.540 --> 01:07:47.940 Yeah, yeah. 792 01:07:47.940 --> 01:07:52.700 And then was vacuuming the bottom up and it was like clunking. Do you know what I mean? Like. 793 01:07:52.700 --> 01:07:53.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 794 01:07:53.380 --> 01:07:56.740 Flies and like. Yeah, it was just horrible. So she. 795 01:07:56.980 --> 01:08:01.380 Yeah, we should go to the cinema again because we, we had a bit of time but we like. We did that once. 796 01:08:01.540 --> 01:08:02.820 There's a bunch of stuff coming up, isn't it? 797 01:08:02.820 --> 01:08:04.940 Dune, June 3rd. Because we did the June 2nd. 798 01:08:04.940 --> 01:08:14.130 Yeah. June's coming up and Odyssey's out now. Oh yeah, I want to go see that. But it's a 15. I want to take Leo and I can't take Leo because he needs ID and I haven't got ID for him. 799 01:08:14.130 --> 01:08:15.130 Yeah, I've got. 800 01:08:15.610 --> 01:08:17.770 I don't have to go in there with his birth certificate. 801 01:08:17.770 --> 01:08:18.410 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 802 01:08:18.410 --> 01:08:19.130 It's not very rock. 803 01:08:19.130 --> 01:08:27.850 Put him some platform shoes on or something. Just get him a beard. Do the beard like in, you know, Team America. 804 01:08:28.010 --> 01:08:40.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's disguise. I do. I love Team America so much. And it is just so. I don't know whether it. Is it like. Is it like, like politically correct to. To like that again now? 805 01:08:40.900 --> 01:08:41.540 I don't know. 806 01:08:41.540 --> 01:08:50.940 Cuz it was really funny when it came out and it was. Oh yeah, that's really funny. And then, and then like it got to a point where it's like, no, no, you can't, you can't. You can't do that. But it is, it's like true. 807 01:08:50.940 --> 01:08:53.820 Yeah, it is true now, isn't it? Because truth. 808 01:08:53.820 --> 01:09:27.840 America. Yeah, America just kind of. If you got oil, will just bomb you. And I like President Trump bombing, like bombing, bombing peace into people. I just think there's such a. I don't know. I don't know whether he sees the, the comedy in it. Do you know what I mean? And I get that it's really serious and people are dying and I get that's really. Yeah, but. But you got to imagine that at some point that he's sitting at home on his gold toilet or I'm sure he's got a gold toilet. Or was it Elvis? Has a lot in common, isn't it? Between Elvis and Trump? Anyway, he'd be sitting at home on his gold toilet. 809 01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:30.000 Oh, there'd be a lot of people throwing things at the. 810 01:09:30.080 --> 01:09:37.600 And it'd be like. It'll be like. Do you know what is quite Funny. Bombing people into peace, isn't it? Like there's an irony. There's an irony. 811 01:09:37.600 --> 01:09:38.320 Yeah. Ye. 812 01:09:38.620 --> 01:09:52.780 But I don't, I wonder if he sees that. I wonder if he's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. I mean, obviously I've got to do it, but I, you know, I get why people think it's funny. Or do you think he thinks. No. Yeah, well, there's nothing fun. There's nothing, there's no, there's nothing ironic about bombing people into. 813 01:09:52.860 --> 01:09:54.659 Yeah, no, I don't think it sounds irony. 814 01:09:54.659 --> 01:10:02.780 I don't think I quite like, I, I, Yeah, there's got to be a movie in this as well. Do you know? There's got to be a movie about Trump. 815 01:10:02.940 --> 01:10:03.380 Yeah. 816 01:10:03.380 --> 01:10:07.070 Because, like, we like him or not. He's such a big character. 817 01:10:07.070 --> 01:10:07.750 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 818 01:10:07.750 --> 01:10:18.150 And changed the world around him. It's such a big influence on it. And I just hope that it's done by somebody with some, some comedic flair. 819 01:10:18.150 --> 01:10:18.510 Yeah. 820 01:10:18.510 --> 01:10:24.590 Char to me, like, like Sasha Baron. Co. Yeah, he would do quite a good job with that, I think. Or Charlie. It's got to be, I think, done by somebody. 821 01:10:24.590 --> 01:10:25.030 Yeah. 822 01:10:25.030 --> 01:10:36.560 Ben Stiller could do that. He could do that. This needs to be done by somebody who's gonna spot the, the, the subtle comedic bits in, in the serious nature of being, being that, Being the president. 823 01:10:36.560 --> 01:10:40.440 There was that lovely moment, wasn't there, this week, where there was the guy doing, mimicking him behind him. 824 01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:50.280 The thing is, you're like, like, he's, he's literally just, just bombed, like, you know, the, the Middle east massively. Right. And you're two feet away from him. 825 01:10:50.280 --> 01:10:50.680 Yeah. 826 01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:51.680 Like taking the piss. 827 01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:52.120 Yeah. 828 01:10:52.440 --> 01:10:54.800 I mean, so he, like. Yeah. 829 01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:55.640 Some serious. 830 01:10:55.640 --> 01:11:04.090 That's some balls, isn't it? Yeah. Jeremy, you totally on a list. You are, you know what I mean? You can imagine him going on. He's this dude, right? Add him to all of the lists, right? 831 01:11:04.490 --> 01:11:05.490 Public enemy number one. 832 01:11:05.490 --> 01:11:19.290 But you imagine, like, he goes to try and get a loan for a car or he tries to get into, you know, he tries to go on holiday to, like, the Bahamas and they're like, sorryman, you're on a watch list. But he would as well, you think, you know, is the president. 833 01:11:19.530 --> 01:11:19.930 Yeah. 834 01:11:19.930 --> 01:11:31.240 It's totally not going to like, stoop that low. But he, I think he would and I think he, I think he, he, like, I think he would see that. I think he would see the fun in that. He'd be like, well, you were making fun of me. 835 01:11:31.240 --> 01:11:32.680 Yeah, yeah. 836 01:11:33.240 --> 01:11:42.920 Now you're in a, you know, penitentiary in Mexico. Sorry about that. Yeah, we could. Yeah, I don't really, I don't, I don't really understand global politics. 837 01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:43.800 No, I don't either. 838 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.480 But I, I, I do, I do like comedy. 839 01:11:46.480 --> 01:11:46.920 Yeah. 840 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:48.280 And I think that, I think that 841 01:11:48.520 --> 01:11:49.640 there is comedic value. 842 01:11:50.520 --> 01:11:54.920 I think Mr. Trump has given the world quite a lot of comedy, but I think it's going to take a while. 843 01:11:55.080 --> 01:11:55.400 Yeah. 844 01:11:55.400 --> 01:12:04.100 For people like Boris Johnson gave us a ton of that, but I think it took. It's taken the comedy writers quite a long time to, to, to be okay. To digest it. 845 01:12:04.740 --> 01:12:08.980 Oasis is cool again. It is, yeah, yeah. Like, they were not cool for a long time. 846 01:12:08.980 --> 01:12:09.700 They weren't. 847 01:12:09.700 --> 01:12:10.660 And now they're cool. 848 01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:24.760 Yeah, it's good. Liam Gallagher's very funny on X. Yeah. Which is, which is good. But, yeah, no, I think, yeah, I think, yeah, we're lacking a little bit of. I do like comedy and politics. I think if you're going to be, if you're going to be. 849 01:12:25.470 --> 01:12:28.710 Yeah, you're right. It's all gone a bit solemn, hasn't it? It's all gonna be grand. 850 01:12:28.710 --> 01:12:31.150 And so everyone's a little bit too pleased with themselves. 851 01:12:31.150 --> 01:12:31.550 Yeah. 852 01:12:31.630 --> 01:12:35.510 And I think, you know, you want, you kind of want. Do you know, I like image. 853 01:12:35.510 --> 01:12:36.190 That was good one. 854 01:12:36.270 --> 01:12:44.030 I liked it. Remember when John Prescott punched that? John Prescott. I kind of want to return to that a little bit. I don't want. 855 01:12:44.590 --> 01:12:45.390 Yeah, sure. 856 01:12:45.390 --> 01:13:01.870 I mean, yeah, if you go, just give me that. You want those, you want those passionate politicians that. What did that guy say? Guy said something Tim did. I can't remember. John Prescott. And he just like stopped and then went back and smacked him on and I just thought that was. 857 01:13:02.110 --> 01:13:02.590 Yeah. 858 01:13:02.590 --> 01:13:03.270 Do you know what I mean? 859 01:13:03.270 --> 01:13:04.910 Yeah, yeah. Humanity. 860 01:13:05.470 --> 01:14:05.180 Exactly. He was punching peace into that individual. Punching politics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, into, into that gentleman after it. So, you know. Okay, we're gonna go off piste again now. I, I did a bunch of consulting work for the police and it was. I, I absolutely loved the, like, the language they use when it would say. Yeah, it would say like, like, rather than like a stud on his face. It would be like a restrained, the individual approach. But it will be like, because of the, because of the pace notes that they have, they have, they have to stay within pace and they have to stay within the rules. Yeah. And they, like, they'll know that the, you know, the solicitor or whatever is going to complain and, you know, the bad guy will have done something and they'll have accidentally, you know, trodden on their fingers or. Yeah. And in the, in the notes it will say things like, you know, restrained the individual appropriately according to. And that will be what they, what they say. And I always thought that there's some comedy there as well. 861 01:14:05.180 --> 01:14:06.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 862 01:14:06.060 --> 01:14:10.060 Do you remember Jasper Carrot? I'm off from one now. 863 01:14:10.060 --> 01:14:10.460 Yeah. 864 01:14:11.100 --> 01:14:14.120 Jasper Carrot used to do that in insurance. 865 01:14:14.200 --> 01:14:14.680 Yes. 866 01:14:14.840 --> 01:14:15.240 Things. 867 01:14:15.240 --> 01:14:15.960 Yeah, yeah. 868 01:14:15.960 --> 01:14:31.040 Where he said, he said, yeah, I saw the sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the bonnet of my car. That kind of stuff. She's got to find this comedy there somewhere someone's gonna, someone's got to find that. 869 01:14:31.040 --> 01:14:31.520 Yeah. 870 01:14:31.520 --> 01:14:33.800 I bet there's, I bet there's tons of comedy and police reports. 871 01:14:34.040 --> 01:14:35.840 Yes. Yeah. 872 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:37.240 Usually about restraining people. 873 01:14:37.400 --> 01:14:37.960 Yeah. 874 01:14:39.080 --> 01:14:39.800 Which is good. 875 01:14:39.960 --> 01:14:40.400 Yeah. 876 01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:45.520 Taser. Taser, Taser, yeah. 877 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:46.320 Should we do it? 878 01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:48.880 I think we're done. Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.